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chocolate speedway rider

crude reference to anal sex, commonly used to insult gay people

similar to arse bandit & fudge packer
'he who rides the chocolate speedway'
by cunt0r December 17, 2003
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Long Island Speedway

Long Island Speedway was built by one of the Vanderbilt heirs on which to race his cars. He used to race them on the old roads on Long Island but a couple of bystanders were killed so he built his own track. Ironically, after he started using his track, more bystanders than before were killed.

I think Long Island is fantastic. There's so much great stuff there, such as all the mansions on the Gold Coast, that is, the North Shore of Long Island just past Queens. That's what got me excited about the place. But there's so much more. For instance, Gardiner's Island, out at the tip of Long Island is still owned by the same family that was given it by the King of England in colonial times.
One of the Vanderbilts built his own race track, the Long Island Speedway, on Long Island. Part of it is still being used as a public road today.
by linktalz May 17, 2010
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Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version

Sonic Fan #1: I love Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version. Can't get enough of the "Hue Hue Hue"
Sonic Fan #2: Personally, I prefer the US Version of Stardust Speedway Bad Future.

Sonic Fan #1 proceeds to give Sonic Fan #2 the beating of a lifetime.
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023
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African Speedway

This is were you defecate on a girl back and cum all over the turd and roll it down with a rolling pin
My stomach hurts. I think I need to give you an African Speedway.
by The boom boom clapper May 22, 2025
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speedway slammer

When the baby oil is lovingly applied to the anus, enabling extremely fast rear entry.
With JD's help, Donald encouraged Agent Mackey to give Satan a nice Speedway Slammer.
by RhondaSantis666 August 8, 2025
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Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway

Person 1: Ever played Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway on GBA?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025
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African Speedway

It is the act of taking a dump on a girls back, then coming on it and then matting it down with a rolling pin
Honey, that Taco Bell isn’t sitting well with my stomach can I give you an African Speedway?
by The boom boom clapper October 4, 2025
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