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chocolate speedway

a nude anal game, usualy taken part by gaylords or straight sexually adventurous men (gaylords)or navy men (kaylords) or men with good girls.
simon - "hey duano, chuck that big salami down the dark alley, it will be like riding a speedway bike through a chocolaty puddle."
duane - "ok sime lets go chocolate speedway , bend over"
by busy supervisor January 14, 2009
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Asian Speedway

Its when you get a PVC pipe and put it in her snatch. Then roll a toy car into it.
"Man i gave her an Asian speedway, she was so loose!"
by THeeeshittt August 10, 2009
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Shanghai Speedway

The Shanghai Speedway is the worst EASHL hockey team to have ever played the game. While they do rock bangin uniforms and a load of star power with players like Jeff Epstein, Lee Harvey Oswald, NBA Youngboy, and The Speedway’s very own Baeulo, the Shanghai Speedway can’t seem to pick up the fucking puck or save a single shot from the opposing team. Absolute Dustpans.
Hey, I got tickets for tonight’s EASHL game at the Cornswaggle Superdome? Shanghai Speedway vs the Balsagna Brothers!

Fuck no, what a load of pylons.
by not soggykickflip February 24, 2022
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Long Island Speedway

Long Island Speedway was built by one of the Vanderbilt heirs on which to race his cars. He used to race them on the old roads on Long Island but a couple of bystanders were killed so he built his own track. Ironically, after he started using his track, more bystanders than before were killed.

I think Long Island is fantastic. There's so much great stuff there, such as all the mansions on the Gold Coast, that is, the North Shore of Long Island just past Queens. That's what got me excited about the place. But there's so much more. For instance, Gardiner's Island, out at the tip of Long Island is still owned by the same family that was given it by the King of England in colonial times.
One of the Vanderbilts built his own race track, the Long Island Speedway, on Long Island. Part of it is still being used as a public road today.
by linktalz May 17, 2010
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chocky speedway driver

This guy was fucking this other guy the stupid chocky speedway diver.
by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003
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stinky speedway

A channel of a human being not known for being properly cleansed. Could refer to a female love tunnel or a male marmite mine, both known for harbouring many a' phallus.
"Have you checked out that slags stinky speedway, it's a gem".
by Jacksjokes January 5, 2018
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African Speedway

This is were you defecate on a girl back and cum all over the turd and roll it down with a rolling pin
My stomach hurts. I think I need to give you an African Speedway.
by The boom boom clapper May 22, 2025
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