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A long time ago, there was At The Drive-In. In 2000, they suddenly split. The aftermath resulted in two bands:
The Mars Volta and Sparta.
In my opinion Sparta are pretty damn good, but as are the Mars Volta. They're both very talented bands, and are of two completely differnt styles.
Their debut album, Wiretap Scars, and follow up, Porcelain are both beauties. Very solid rock. Also they put on a good show, so you're gonna have an awesome time, Colin. See you in the mustache.
"I've seen these scenes haunt my in my dreams, I've just begun to question why..."

"Those are some damn good lyrics. Turn that shit up."
Sparta by James Peich October 27, 2004
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I read all the entries for the North Jersey Town. I lived here from 91-96 and I am having flashbacks.

Sparta, New Jersey is about how the heat and ac never worked in the school. You will freeze your ass off walkin around in January with your jacket on in the school that is made up of all these little pods like they started with one pod and kept adding on. Its the weirdest structure ever seen. It looks like a temporary structure. Its the strangest thing ever that they have not yet built a new building even though the jr high kids had split sessions and had to send the 8th graders to the High School building even back in 1996. How can that town with all its money be so ass backwards? Do the senior citizens still reject every proposals? The only franchises the town will allow in the downtown area are Dairy Queen and BK. Probably still true today in 2008. Franks Pizza has always been the skater and stoner hangout from back to the day when it first came about, my friends were the original delivery drivers back in 1995 which was also the first year of the Mens Lacrosse Team. True that all the emos hang out at Dunkin Donuts, and the Volunteer Fire Fighters hang out across the street from the Sev (7-11) Kroghs is the only cool thing about Sparta. Everyone talking about Sparta is right The lake, its nasty. They need to drain it, for real. How on earth did they get that much water there?? Thats just a bunch of stagnant water and its levied at a higher level above the actual town, that makes no sense. They should destroy the dam and watch Potts' Doggie Shop get obliterated by the rushing water. Even back in 1995 there were only 5 minorities and I was one of them. Did they tear down the basketball court near DQ that I used to play at every day after school?
Youre from Sparta?..... Home of the ghettoist looking High School in Sussex County?
Sparta by Sparta HS 91-95 May 11, 2008
A rich town in northern New Jersey, that is full of really pretentious people with kids who think they own the world and are better than everybody else, when in fact they are considered assholes to everybody who meets them that isn't from Sparta.
Most of the young people in this town are on a lot of drugs because they can afford to buy them with their parent's money. Their parents in the meantime think their kids are perfect, when in actuality they are fuckups.
Guy: Where are you from?
Sparta Kid: Sparta.
Guy: Oh... you are one of them, thought so, you seemed like an asshole.
Sparta Kid: Yo, fuck off, I live in Sparta and you don't, you are just jealous.
Guy: Riiiiight...
sparta by The Suit April 28, 2005
ok, so everyone thinks sparta is a town for stuck-up rich snobs on drugs. well, it's definatly not. I've lived in Sparta for 10 years and its nothing like people think it is. The kids and definatly not snobs. they have the tipycal snobby kids, but hey what schools dont? Sparta has a decent amount of money, but its not like the town of the rich people. people should definatly get to know people in Sparta before they go making assumptions like they do.
-hey, your from sparta?
-yeah.
-thats cool.
Sparta by k<3 September 23, 2008
A small town in Wisconsin mostly inhabited by whores, liars, drug dealers, and scrubs. although not all are, the rest are Oaxaca, pronounced (whohaca) which rhymes with caca... i don't think thats coincidental. basically a drug town with many mexicans.... if you ever do visit this magical land, dont sit on the toilet seats in public for you may get an std. happy travels!
Hey we live in sparta, you should come visit us.

no thanks.
sparta by danikalifornialou November 19, 2010
it's what this is

I will now write random words because the definition, in order to be added to the Urban Dictionary, must have 20 letters / words

bat, penis, cow, faggot, zim, television, hotdogs, hippies, fat people, lard, spam, lol, wtf.
THIS IS SPARTA !!
*kicks messenger into conveniently placed hole*
sparta by AJ da []D [] []\/[] []D January 14, 2008
Sparta, NJ. A whore filled, druggie infested town in northern new jersey. Like seriously all you have to do to beat a sports team here is throw a bag a weed on the ground and theyll all go running towards it. and here in sparta the girls dont wear short-shorts...they wear whore-shorts. the white kids for some reason think theyre black...makes no sense. Every kid thinks they can do what they want because theyre mommies and daddies are rich and give them whatever they want. There are some normal families in Sparta...but not many...like 10..at the most. And for some reason kids in Sparta also think they're cool if they hang out in front of CVS, Panera Bread, Dunkin Donuts or go swimming in a sewage pit called Lake Mohawk.
Spartan 1- Ohhh letss hang outt tonight!
Spartan 2- Omggg we can hang out in front of Panera Bread then go get high At Lake Mohawkk!
Spartan 3-dudeee soundss amazinng.

Normal Kid- what. the. fuck. get me out of this town. now.