Slack Roping

The act of performing or recieving a handjob while mainting a limp penis.

Chris got slack roped by a cross dresser the other night.

Dave slack ropes dudes for crack rock.

You're ugly enough to give me a slack rope.
"I was really bored so I let Alexa give me an unbelievable slack roping"

I got some mad slack rope at Tam Tam's he other day.

by themaloonanalraper September 23, 2009

Slackback

A slackback is referring to a day when you are slacking off from dialing and selling. It can also mean a day that you did not post any new sales on Slack.

Becky "I just got a chargeback."
Mandy "Girl, I hear you, but you have seen your slackbacks? Get rid of those days and the chargeback will disappear."

by Insurance Guru November 9, 2022

Slacker

One who prioritizes doing nothing.

Square: Oh my God, this Tuesday was so stressful! After waking up late at 5:27, I rushed to the gym and almost missed my 6:00 Pilates class. After it was over I quickly took a shower, brushed my teeth and shaved. I then realized I had left my Xanax back at my condo. Speeding BACK to my housing unit, I ran and picked up the meds then turned around and headed to off work. Getting to the office by 8:43, grabbed some coffee then headed into the 8:00 sync meeting where we reevaluated the pending transaction with the Taipei plant, discussed the new format for the personnel records and talked about regional integration. I met with a client at 10:45 and then proceeded to work through lunch, stopping to eat a low-carb, transfat free, Vitamin D-enriched salad at my desk at 3:15. I rescheduled the next meeting with my life coach, paid my bills through the end of the month and organized my cubicle. Leaving the office at 7:00, I had dinner by myself at 7:45 and read the paper before getting back to my home at 8:50. I went on the internet to complete the homework for my online MBA program before catching up on The News Hour. How was your Tuesday?

Slacker: Today's Tuesday? Oh, pretty chill I guess. I woke up sometime in the afternoon, ate some Doritos and played video games for about 5 hours, then masturbated to a ton of internet porn. I ordered pizza and watched Netflix until you interrupted me for this hypothetical discussion. Was planning on drinking later on, maybe after I jam out on my guitar or go skating.

::Square, reflecting upon his life, jumps off a bridge::

by dark289 April 13, 2009

mr sacco

The best social studies ever to walk the earth. He has god-given hair and is totally cool. He has almighty powers to kill anyone that makes him upset just by staring at them. He is basically Chuck Norris x3. If you thought Chuck Norris was bad-ass, you obviously have never seen mr sacco. According to ancient myth, mr sacco was a demigod, or possibly even a god himself, and in true form, you would not be able to set your eyes upon him. Although, it may as well be the same in his mortal from. And no, he is NOT that Ron Pope guy. He is 20 times better looking and is not a queer. Just by saying his name, you have cursed yourself. Oh and by the way, Chuck Norris is a descendant of the almighty Sacco. If you have never heard of a Mr sacco, you probably have heard of his other known aliases. Some being a) The Sacconater. b) The Sacasaurus. or c) JESUS. *CAUTION* If you see or hear a warning about a Mr Sacco nearby. Run as fast as you can away rom him for dear life (even though we both know you won't escape.) Oh and also, Mr Sacco's favorite students are Brendan and James, (mostly Brendan though) who created this present.
And please Mr Sacco, hang this on the side of your cart in memory of us.

Example 1- Mr Sacco walks in a bar.

Bystander 1- ITS A MR SACCOOOOO!
Bystander 2- SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!
Mr Sacco- RAWR
BAR EXPLODES.

Example 2- Bruce Banner is talking to some dude

Some Dude- I totaled your cadillac yesterday.
Bruce Banner- You wouldn't like me if I was sacco.

by CREEPINxDEATH June 22, 2010

Slack

For a SubGenius, Slack can be anything you get or enjoy out of life that you don't have to work for or pay for , an approach where one stops trying to make things happen or exert control, and instead simply "allows" or "lets" favorable events to occur. Everyone is born with Original Slack, an ideosyncratic harmony with the flow of life which the unwitting Conspiracy of Normality is unceasingly trying to trick us into giving up, often as a Con-job in exchange for False Slack (anything you're sold or conned into that you have to work for or pay for, or the obligation of working or paying for it).

I just had a the most Slack-filled (week/day/hour) -- everything just fell into place and "accidentally" went my way, and I didn't have to lift a finger or pay even one red cent to make it happen that way. Hell, I even found a $20 bill, so I'm money ahead! Talk about SLACK...

by Monseignore Laszlo, SubGothius May 7, 2004

slack

Has nothing to do with "slackers" or college or hip indie movies of the nineties. Is the secret ingredient of the Universal Solvent, the Holy Grail, the true goal of all mystic beings.

"Verily I say unto thee that unto thee who haveth Slack more Slack shall be given, but whoever so should lack Slack shall lose even that." - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

by Pope Breakfast April 5, 2003

cut me some slack

-relax and get off my back
-stop giving me such a hard time
-back off and take it easy

if u argue with somebody and he/she just wont stop bringing up arguments against u, u tell them:
"ahh, cut me some slack,will ya?"

by SL3000 September 17, 2008