newb sicle

a newb...but worse....very sicleish

stfu noob sicle!
Wow, what a noob sicle

by Jeremiah Matson January 30, 2005

sack sicle

when you wet your balls and have a female suck on them in below freezing weather then bust on her forehead while shes stuck their and wait for it to freeze

that bitch pissed me off so i went to my parents cabin and gave her a sack sicle

by rpc3 November 10, 2008

tit-sicles

Tits so succulent you can eat them.

Brydon Woah did you see hal's moms tit-sicles?

PJ See em? i sucked em!

by HalYurAznPal December 4, 2007

man-sicle

Any sperm-gorged boner when viewed exclusively as a prized affirmation of female self-worth and inspirational object of adoration of a lady's lips, upon which she fawns and suckles in the sheer uninhibited selfish joy of inner fulfillment which she realizes she can ONLY attain by sucking a load of cherished fuck-snot from a favored piece of man-meat down her love-famished gullet, to be distinguished from the UN-selfish act of giving up a blow-job when requested or required as an unspoken price of admission, or when begrudgingly performed to shut up a whining or belligerent male companion in lieu of performing messier and more-intrusive sex acts, or in fair exchange for beer money, bus-fare, or trinkets from a Blow-'n'-Go or Stop-'n'-Blow or other commercial establishment.

The Senator's wife acts all uppity in public at first when you push her into a toilet stall and yank your meat out in her face, but once she's squatting on the bowl staring at your throbbing sperm-bloated attitude-adjusting man-sicle primed and obviously ready to squirt HER choice of hot piss in her face or hot fuck-snot down her high-faluting fuck-gullet, she usually makes the right choice and goes straight into a blissful suck frenzy without a moment's hesitation. Of course, every now and then she'll gulp down the piss instead, but that's HER choice. 'Tis no sweat off MY balls, so to speak, and as a Politician's wife, she's quite accustomed to being shit on in public.

by Professor G January 23, 2010

toilet sicle

The act of recieving head while sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

Shasta gave Zach a toilet sicle in my bathroom.

by Travis Thompson August 7, 2006

text sicle

A cold or mean txt

I just got a text sicle

by Sara a-meow March 20, 2009

douche-sicle

A word used to described an intolerable person. Like a popcicle, only, instead of grape or strawberry, frozen extra-cleansing vinegar douche.

Boy, that guy Steve is such a douche-sicle!

by TheycallmeSpecialK August 15, 2011