National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.

Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!

National throw short people day by IRFNBR October 21, 2021

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.

“What day is it?”
“National Throw Short People Day”
“AHH”

National Throw Short People Day by RoseThrower63 June 19, 2022

Anti bullying day for short people 

Since we short people are constantly getting bullied by our friends for our extraordinary and elite height, we deserve ine day of peace. I declare the 16th of September to be our day of peace and no one tall is allowed to bully us. Enjoy!

Anti bullying day for short people states that short people get to have a day of peace without getting bullied.

Anti bullying day for short people by skizzysk8 September 16, 2020

National short people day 

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!

Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

National short people day by Ur mum gay sksksks November 16, 2019

National throw short people day

Just throw someone under 5,5

Hey
Yo
*throws*
WHY'D YOU SO THAT

it's national throw short people day

National throw short people day by Jacob coldrick Black October 9, 2020

Throw Short People Thursday

A day once a week where everyone celebrates not being a short person! Take anyone whose shorter than you, and throw 'em, tackle 'em, anything, as long as it hurts!

"Hey, why are you pushing me?"
"It's Throw Short People Thursday!"

Throw Short People Thursday by FckShrtPpl October 23, 2022

National short people day 

The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.

"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day

National short people day by Franklin2420 November 16, 2020