schwartz

A term of endearment to a friend; comradary.

Calling a friend schwartz. Example, answering the phone, "Hello, schwartz, what?"

by Boomjay Boomjay July 29, 2008

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Schwartz

A penis-powered version of the famed nerd's-holy-grail, the light saber. Yes this penis-powered light saber was used in the film Space Balls. (title has nothing to do with penises, or so I think)

"Ah ha! I see your schwartz is as long as mine!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

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schwartz

a noun describing a person with an unhealthy obsession/ fetish with stuffed otters, coupled with crippling low confidence and neurotic Jewish behavior.

Roommate#1: "Why didn't he just talk to Mere Bear at the party?"
Roommate#2: "Who the hell knows. He's such a Schwartz sometimes..."

by Lisa McCurdy January 22, 2007

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Because Emily is a ginger, she likes to lure people in by making them think she is really nice; what they do not expect is when she sucks their soul clean out of their body. If you call Emily a ginger, she will say she's "strawberry blonde" but we see through her lies. Don't trust this backstabbing meme sending soul sucking bitch. Also her dog is a servent of satan.

person 1:*coughs* gee I think I lost my voice
person 2: no that was just Emily Schwartz eating your fucking soul
person 1: oh

by biggymcmac October 18, 2017

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Marty Schwartz

a guitar legend and erotic wood sniffer that anyone whos played guitar any time past the late 90s should know also everyone's guitar teacher and a god among men

yo you're playing guitar man you should look up a Marty Schwartz tutorial

by hobomelon January 23, 2021