Scholarshit

An individual who is smart but only in uninteresting, trivial shit

If that scholarshit Marcus tries to correct me on how to pronounce GIF, I'm gonna punch him in the throat

by mar20095 June 5, 2016

scholarshipitis

the opposite of senioritis

The use of uplifting friends when they come down with senioritis; geting a 2400 on your SAT and a 5.8 GPA.

When you have so beast grades that all schools are begging you with scholarship money to come there.

Brittany: Just got a 5 on all four of her AP exams
Bob: Yea she has scholarshipitis

by bryeezze December 8, 2009

Scholarshit

n. When one who is expecting a large scholarship receives one that is, well, shit.

I can't afford to go to (insert college here) because all I got there was scholarshit.

by shannabanana310 June 10, 2011

scholarships

A biyatch giving you head. free brain.

So what she do for you.

Got some scholarships.

by carlos March 1, 2004