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Midnight Scalper

the act of shaving a sex partner's hair after they have fallen asleep.
Rickie is a known midnight scalper he has a collection of hair in his room.
by love rocket February 28, 2012
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Professional scalper

A new slang term for your psychiatrist or shrink
Why did I come up with the term professional scalper? Well only look at whose ox is being gored when you go to your therapist's office.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
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House scalper

Term used by leftist and anti-landlord movement that equates landlordism with ticket scalping (buying up concert tickets and reselling them, which can be banned or illegal). The term intends to point out how many people are against people buying up tickets, but often don't think the same way about a far more important issue, the housing market.
Fifty new houses in the city have just been bought up by that shipping magnate. He's a total house scalper.
by Mayor Me April 15, 2022
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head scalper

A homosexual man who exaggerates the size of his member in order to convince other men to meet him and perform fellatio on him
After I talked to the guy online I agreed to hook up with him at the Taco Tico. Waste of time! Total head scalper.
by Tony Higgins March 25, 2008
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Ammo Scalper

One who buys cheap ammunition in bulk in order to drive up demand and therefore cost, then attempts to sell for a preposterous amount of money.
And speaking of Carol Baskins, if it were not for these fucking Ammo Scalpers, we all would be able to afford decent range time and hunting without breaking the bank.
by Average American (AA) April 5, 2021
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Scalpers

"he lo me scalpers (-s) an me evel me gonna stel and resell this for more hehehehe >:)"
"nooooooooooooo"
by iminhellplshelpahhh March 5, 2025
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Scalper Bumping

A term used to describe the accidental displacement of unsavory characters from a trading card restock to prevent them from gobbling up boxes meant for the masses. A heroic move, derived from a form of vigilantism. Found mostly in the aisles of Targets and Wal-Marts
There was someone camping out and waiting for a Pokemon restock, once the vendor arrived, two of us started scalper bumping to make sure the kids waiting could be able to get some Pokemon cards
by Robinhood Restock April 5, 2025
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