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Samoan

Of Polynesian decent from SAMOA/AMERICAN SAMOA. Naturally funny people,naturally proud people, naturally big people and natural players. There are more SAMOANS/AMERICAN SAMOANS living in New Zealand, Australia and the USA than back home. Love to go to the States for 3 weeks then talk with a thick Yank accent for the next 20 years. Will never give you their real name and hold multiple passports and birth certificates. There is no such thing as a FULL BLOODED SAMOAN as they are either part Chinese, German, Tongan or American. The Samoan Language is so tainted by foreign influence that its actually HAMOA and not SAMOA. Who ever throws the biggest party or give the biggest donation to church is considered O FOR AWESOME. Not all SAMOANS are bad but its the bad ones that give them that sterotype.
Hey do you know a SAMOAN guy named Paris? I met him last night a a club. Oh his real name is TUI, after his dads favourite beer.
by kieran51 November 12, 2010
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Samoan people are honestly one of the kindest and funniest people you'll meet. They'll laugh at all your jokes despite it not being funny, and will not hesitate to prove you wrong.

Majority of the Samoans don't give out compliments, they give out jokes, but the jokes hurts. They give each other tough love and usually doesn't care if other get hurt by their jokes. Samoans are known to be very loyal, especially to their loved ones and that is true. Amongst the schools in samoa, every student and teacher is known around the school, no matter the age gap.

Samoan kids will talk behind others back, but when something happens, they would immediately take action and defend that person. Samoans don't tolerate any form of injustice around them.

There are samoans who have a high intelligence rate, they just prefer not to show it or put it on display. Those are usually the ones causing trouble, and yea it is hard to hold back a samoan, but it is merely because they hate being confined or held back from something they desperately want to do.

Indeed they do have a short temper, but mainly because they can't handle you walking around spouting bullshit and so they decided to do you a favor and prevent yourself from advertising your idiocy.
Samoans aren't as tough as they look, even they could take so much bullshit. Samoans are just like everybody else.
by Tagaloa December 11, 2016
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What's the difference between a Samoan and a nigger? The islands.
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Samoan;
A flat nosed , thick forhead having sub-species.
An island nigger.
What the difference between a nigger and a Samoan?

The island.
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I had my morning coffee then dropped a huge samoan
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Samoan Splash

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models
Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty
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Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.
Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.
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