jerk saddle

noun - towel that you lay on your computer chair to prevent bare ass juice from leaving a residue when jerking. Often just tossed in the corner afterwards and left there until the next session.

Did you at least use a jerk saddle? Of course I did. I'm not a fucking animal.

by FlameOn! September 17, 2015

the ol' Willy Saddler

To show somebody a good time

He took her out last night to give her the ol' Willy Saddler

by Fatkid the Baptist April 11, 2021

Sadhana

an awesome, super beautiful girl who is a lot of fun.

Sadhanas make great friends and are very dependable, they are also brutally honest
they will stick by your side through thick and thin, and they will always be there when you need them.
They often have really pretty eyes, and an amazing fashion sense.
They are creative, fun and loyal. and love chips and greys anatomy
but here's a warning: DONT MESS WITH A SADHANA, cause she dont fall for any bullshit and she'll make sure she gets some sweet revenge.
if you have a sadhana in your life make sure not to lose her.

Weird Guy: whoa whose that really cute girl holding a bag of chips?
Girl: Fuck off, that's my bestie Sadhana and she doesn't want to date you, shes in love with Patrick Dempsey
Weird guy: AW MAN

by ILOVEALMONDJOY September 28, 2020

saddle river day

School where all rich spoiled brats go. The basketball team runs the school even though they have the worst record. No football or baseball team here but it's okay because the classes are super easy. Most people come here when they get bullied or are depressed. Half nerds and half spoiled brats with an exception of a few cool kids

Don't tell anyone you go to Saddle river day or else you will be bullied.

by Rich Bitch $$$ April 21, 2018

saggy saddlebag

a name for the overused female genitals i.e. a bucket.

fucking her saggy saddlebag didnt give me an immense amount of pleasure.

by Fresh May 5, 2003

Sadhi

Saturn Driving Hippies. Pronounced sa-dee. Hippie type people with dredlocks, wearing Che t-shirts. They sit in front of city hall in a drum circle, who then turn around and go home to their suburban home in a Saturn that their parents bought. These people tend to congretate and fight for a cause but when asked individually what their cause is, they are speechless or come up with some bullshit rhetoric that you can find on wikipedia. Sadhis tend to live in suburban neighborhoods that is within an hour of a metropolitan city. Boulder is a popular place for Sadhis to live.

The sadhis at the peace rally did their best to hide their Hollister sweatshirts.

by Mari M. November 14, 2007

Saddlebacking

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Churh, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex.

Saddlebacking - After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

by PGC123 January 15, 2009