S.I.M.P is short for super intense minecraft player.
by J1XT3R September 15, 2021
Dude 1: Bro there squirrels in my pants
Dude 2 No way how does it feel
Dude 3(The dumb friend): Dude a didn’t know you simp over squirrels in your pants. Do they bite?
Dude 2: S.I.M.P.
Dude 2 No way how does it feel
Dude 3(The dumb friend): Dude a didn’t know you simp over squirrels in your pants. Do they bite?
Dude 2: S.I.M.P.
by You though wrong!!!! December 21, 2020
I have this pathetic simp paying my Bill's and white knighting me no matter how bad I treat him. As long as I wink and talk in a cute voice while I say pay up bitch...I'll never have to work.
Gotta keep his s.i.m.p. wrist weak
Gotta keep his s.i.m.p. wrist weak
by RyanW23 June 10, 2020
S.I.M.P stands for “squirrels in my pants” and is a song from Phineas & Ferb that some street musicians rap when Candace got squirrels in her pants.
by TheLittleGoose November 09, 2020
by TheVengefulRevolvenant March 11, 2021
by Squirrelsinmipants June 04, 2020