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L.A.P.S.

L.A.P.S. (Lazy Ass Parent Syndrome) is a disease affecting children with severe behavior disorders. Notable cases include incidents of children with known (and even unknown) mental disorders performing violent crimes due to the negligence of their parents. The disease also affects that annoying child running through the restaurant while you are trying to eat or the other one throwing a fit in the toy section of the store because his/her parent will not buy them a toy.

Cases are common when parents of children choose to pay little to no attention to their children while also neglecting common sense in dealing with their child's other mental illnesses.
Ted: "Guns are a problem just look at that recent shooting where the kid played video games and then went and shot up a (insert destination here)."

Bob: "No Ted, the kid suffered from 'L.A.P.S.' had his parent(s) used an ounce of common sense and locked their fire arms up appropriately knowing they had a mentally unstable child in the house this all could have been avoided."
by Kraizk December 23, 2012
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B.L.A.P.S

An acronym that simplifies where you should invest your money in order to create wealth.
When you're looking to build wealth, invest your money in B.L.A.P.S - Businesses, Land, Art, Property, and Stocks.
by TheCreatorLOA November 18, 2020
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A P P L E S A U C E

Person A : Hey I got an A+
Person B : A P P L E S A U C E
by error404-canfindname January 24, 2021
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G.O.L.L.A.S.GO.P.

Giggling Out Loud Like A School Girl On Potatoes
Man, my sister was G.O.L.L.A.S.G.O.P. after she drank my jesus-juice.
by elliott daniels June 4, 2005
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S.T.A.P.L.E.S.

Sack of, Talkative, Abusive, Potheaded, Lazy, Easy, Shit
guy1: He's so fucking burnt ... He's STAPLES! Does this guy ever shut the FUCK up!????? I wish he'd leave his basement!

guy2: He should impress us with something other than watching too many TV specials... possibly obtaining a straight girlfriend that fucks men!??

guy1: One that doesn't weigh in at truck stops on her way to pickup free pot for him!?? That'll be a cold day in HELL! So wait the person he dates now is a female??? I thought that was a man!??????? Are you sure it isn't!????
by anti_yeah_who_chee_f_it December 5, 2004
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