T.I.T.S.

Time In The Saddle. As in bicycle saddle, but can also mean motorcycle or horse "saddle".

#1. Nothing cures a hangover like some T.I.T.S.
#2. Hey man there's nothing like T.I.T.S. to bring you out of that funk, seriously.

#3. My taint is all chewed up from all the T.I.T.S. I've been getting.

by oprfcc January 13, 2010

S.I.T.

A slut in training.
Acronym for "Slut In Training"
Can be used in plural form- SITs

"Hey, I was just at Chili's. Is it homecoming or something? Because there were a ton of S.I.T.'s all hanging around with their bro-ish dates"

"Yeah, my S.I.T. of a sister was there too. It's def homecoming season"

by deaneyoza October 19, 2009

T.I.T.S!

That Is The Shit

Person #1: Dude I just got a fat sack of weed!

Person #2: T.I.T.S!

by Saint Tanick May 6, 2011

T.I.T.S.

Totally Irrational Tummy Syndrome.
This is the informal term for someone with stomach issues, but he or she is not sure why. It could be a virus, stomach ache, allergy, or anything else. Nobody knows.

I can't go out tonight because my stomach hurts. -Becky
What's wrong? -Friends
I'm not sure so I guess it's just T.I.T.S. -Becky

by A. Browningtonworth November 22, 2011

T.I.T.S

Acronym for 'Trump Induced Tourette's Syndrome' ; When the thought of Donald Trump causes one to involuntary scream obscenities out loud.

"Trump is talking again? My T.I.T.S. are going to start acting up!...Shit! Fucking idiot! Racist prick!"

by Boxnrob May 4, 2017

S.I.T.

acronym for slut in training

jazmyn is a S.I.T.; shes not technically a slut cuz she hasnt had sex, but shes close..

by mofo hickey January 20, 2008

S.I.T.H.

Sick in the head

your just S.I.T.H.

by -25- April 23, 2009