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S.W.A.T

by jkocher December 1, 2003
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S.W.A.G Method

Scientifically. Whack. Ass. Guess. This can be used to answer something you don't know but by using the S.W.A.G method it gives you a slim chance to answer correctly and gives your answer a sense of swag.
Joey: Did you hear about that fight last night during lunch?

Dominic: Yeah bro i heard it was fucking awesome.

Joey: Ehh kinda.. it wasn't too great.

Dominic used the S.W.A.G method to make it look like he knew what he was talking about and his answer had some "swag". It was a safe answer because in fact he hadn't seen it or heard about it but just assumed it would be "fucking sweet".
by ChadSonZor December 14, 2009
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S.W.A.T.

Special Weapons and Tactics. A special group of handpicked expert policemen and/or ex-soldiers, these people are only called upon when the situation gets "tactical." Specializing in complex operations, such as hostage rescue, riot control, and urban assaults, they are armed with watered down military weapons and specialized equipment, including, but not limited to, C2 door breaching charges, Kevlar Outfits, GSG-9 boots, Gas Masks, Tear Gas, Tazers, Pepper Spray, LTL (Less Than Lethal) weaponry, among other things. They are also trained in various close quarters self defense techniques.

The S.W.A.T. are encouraged not to kill, if possible, and are only authorized to only return fire when either
a) Under fire
b) An innocent/teammate is in danger

However, there have been cases where they have overexcercised there right to kill.

To put it simply, just don't fuck with them.
The S.W.A.T. have saved countless lives and arrested hundreds of criminals to date.
by ShalashakaOcelot November 9, 2008
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s.w.a.k.

by april m May 11, 2004
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S.W.A.G.

A U.S. Army acronym, and it stands for:

Scientific
Wild
Ass
Guess
That's not a real answer Mr. Ortiz, that's a total S.W.A.G.
by Phenomenal1 August 4, 2010
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F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.
ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.
by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010
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S.W.A.T

S.W.A.T is short for Sex With A Thot
Me: John Cena wants to have S.W.A.T
friend.whats S.W.A.T?
me:S.W.A.T is Sex with a thot
friend:LOL So True TK
by TK Savage March 15, 2017
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