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F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.
ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.
by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010
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R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P

rolling on floor laughing my ass of scaring people
did u see the guy who has a mangina! I R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 'd so hard!!!! how the fuck does he have sex?
by neobomb3r April 25, 2011
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R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
by xCascade October 21, 2010
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f.a.m.p.s.

by joejoethetee September 15, 2009
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m.f.a. in b.s.

Latest episode of "Odd Mom Out"was titled this, Master of Fine Arts in bullshit! She was selling art and people in the show were masters of bullshit..... so it fits M.F.A. in B.S.
by Mzbehaven1974 July 31, 2017
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s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart
He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H
by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018
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I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?
by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020
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