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Martin's delight

Asking to use somebody's bathroom after shitting yourself then smearing your own scat generously over the walls before casually walking away, leaving your shitty, soiled underwear on the floor. Good currys from Asia can enhance this experience
I thought that he just wanted to take a piss but he left a full on Martin's delight in there, get the gloves!...
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!
by Profiley mcprofileface July 23, 2019
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Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's Backdoor Ganja

A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja
by The_funbags March 1, 2010
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martha's vineyard

Where us hermits go in the winter and build boats in our woodshop and just smoke A LOT of dope. But really though, we island kids just sit around all year waiting for summertime/ rich kids to come down so we can make "friends" with them, take them for all that they're worth, party at their houses, and fuck their hot moms. The island is where money meets the thresh-hold of man-eating natives. And we hate all you tourists, by the way. We are not your friends. In addition to this... most of our "island characters" reside in oak bluffs (one of the disco dirtier towns)you may know them as....
Scrubby(man in extremely flithy yellow trench/raincoat/suit, who sits hunched squatted on the streets smoking cigarettes and living atop the movie theater (watchout!)) Hamburger(the older black gentelman who spends the majority of his days sitting on the picnic benches next to Gio's (who might i add has the best pizza on the island) he also has recently invested in a new red truck, an upgrade from his brown pick-up, filled with garbage. In the off season, he purposely does something to land him in jail for the next few months until the weather gets warm. Cheap Ass. Leroy (L-ROY formaly... previously lived in a shack behind a friends house... that we toilet papered the SHit out of... used to ride his bike around with a case of beer, talk about easy driving, now lives in a halfway house and drives a maroon something or other. Bumble Bee (BBBUZZZZZ His first name is Colin, and rides a bike. enough said.) EVERYONE knows everyone so all you summer fools watch ya backkkkkkkkkkkk yo, you think the gingerbread houses are made out of ginga bread ya dead wrong, you think ink well is a "nice" beach ya dead wrong, you think Mad Marthas is angry ya dead wrong, you think black dog is cool ya dead wrong, you think biking around the island is groovy ya dead wrong,if you think we're RAD...you're probably right. We are not all indians, we live in real houses, live real lives, have real families, and we're coming to a city near you soon... because we can't afford to live here anymore. Rich pricks. By the way Billy your house is RAD...thanks for the great new years eve party....hope next year the riffels don't get pulled out as the gats did this year.love yah Everybody here wang chung tonight
D: hey girl, you wanna go down town and score some rich kids?
J: Oh fo hella sho!

"let's go hit the pool"-Jim powell

"Yo, i went to this killer beach party the other night on martha's vineyard, got busted up by some po-po's"
by mh6gyujiki9 April 7, 2007
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martha's vineyard

the shitttt
if you live on the chilmark/aquinnah side youre probly a preppy summer kid, but who cares

a place where kids can do anything they want when they want to cus everything is so relaxed cops (and the occaisional parent) dont care
summer on martha's vineyard is the epitome of the summer getaway
by &^*&^%$$ December 28, 2005
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martha's vineyard

The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.
Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard
by Five Seventeen August 28, 2016
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Martel's

slang: someone who doesn't pay child support.
He could not get his license because he was a Martel's
by Derekthered June 9, 2011
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Martha's Vineyard

island off of the cape where rich snobs spend the summer and piss off all the chill/high as hell kids who live there. dopest place on the planet. where you can get pot from pretty much anyone and sleep with anyone you get drunk. rich tourists rent houses in edgartown, indians live in aquinnah, and everyone else chills in O.B
i'm going to party it up on Martha's Vineyard this summer
by MV islanderr March 15, 2009
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