Noun: Person: A miserable son-of-a-bitch usually past middle age.
Noun: Object: An older mechanical device such as a car that has constant problems.
Noun: Object: An older mechanical device such as a car that has constant problems.
1) That ruddy ol' cock pissed on my rhododendrons. Let's egg his house.
2) Fuck, the engine overheated! I'm sick of this ruddy ol' cock breakin' down all the time.
2) Fuck, the engine overheated! I'm sick of this ruddy ol' cock breakin' down all the time.
by Tyson M. April 28, 2005
Get the Ruddy Ol' Cockmug. by abcdefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyz June 1, 2014
Get the argentine ruddy duckmug. Used as a taunt/warning call prior to the action of sticking ones leg out with the aim of tripping a colleague up. Not necessarily to make him fall completely over but just for him or her to break stride rhythm and look like a "twat" in front of tidy snatches or rugby jocks they are trying to impress. Scream this at the top of your voice before the fatal trip.
*walking along when suddenly
"mind the ruddy gap!!!"
*person stumbles slightly and everyone mocks them/calls them a cunt
"mind the ruddy gap!!!"
*person stumbles slightly and everyone mocks them/calls them a cunt
by juliobug23 November 26, 2013
Get the mind the ruddy gap!!mug. by tohellwithhades November 12, 2009
Get the ruddy guttersnipemug. by Crayonlicker June 26, 2019
Get the Ruddymug. 1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
by LAWarachnid May 24, 2022
Get the not ruddy likelymug. by G-Money182998 January 15, 2014
Get the matthew ruddymug.