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Rowing With Joel

Adjectival Phrase: An experience or quality of unquantifiable disappointment or dissatisfaction.
'Geoff was rowing so badly it was like rowing with Joel'

'The minister described the current economic state as like rowing with Joel'

'The Mummy 3 was like rowing with Joel'

'How you feel after the fire?'
'I feel awful, like I'm rowing with Joel'

'How bad was it on a scale of zero to rowing with Joel?'

'I thought Bristol university would be awesome, but it was like rowing with Joel'
by Rich Dire is a tosser October 22, 2008
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Rowan

person: hey rowan
rowan: that's my name
by my name is rowan November 27, 2018
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Mr. Rowan

A highly advanced cybernetic android sent from the future with one goal; to educate the masses with really nice hair.
Mr. Rowan is a knight of malta, a hardcore book reader, and will engage u in any argument, regardless of topic, and win. He can run the speed of sound and if wasnt chained to the earth would leap from building to buidling slaughtering the innocent.
by Big Tobbes January 11, 2009
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East Rowan High School

East Rowan high school is a school located in Salisbury North Carolina. It is filled with stoners, vape gods, rednecks, sluts, pregnant teens, white kids who act black and little preppy white girls. While better than Jesse C Carson High School it is equally as bad as North Rowan High School. It has asshole teachers who do not teach and unfair school policies as well. ERHS is filled with freshman who break school property, sophomores blamed for freshmans wrong doing, juniors who believe they are adults and seniors who are happy to leave.
Do you go to East Rowan High School?

Yea why?

I am so fucking sorry

Its fine, wanna taco?

Sure
by StokersStraight March 14, 2019
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Rowan

Someone who is very kind and would never call anyone a poo
Person: Am I a poo
Rowan: No
by Baldmartinlover369 December 9, 2019
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Rowan

rowan- typically related to a boy, but is in fact a generally female name, rowans are crazy, weird, but very fun to be around, rowans are hugaholics need lots of love, or they might do something that everyone will regret.

rowans are creative, artistic, and just generally, intelligent...

sometimes.

rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius.

rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.

rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.

love them or hate them, rowans don't force you to think anything about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and mess with your mind and heart along the the way

don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time
person: hey rowan!
rowan: hey person :3
person: what with the face?
rowan:you mean yours? its messed up.
person:(shouting) WHY DID YOU SAY THAT???
rowan: (shouting equally loud) BECAUSE YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF MY FACE!!!!!! ITS NOT MY FAULT I AM UGLY!!
person: WTF??YOUR NOT UGLY!!
rowan: YES I AM!!
person: NO YOU AREN'T!! YOUR BEAUTIFUL, I LOVE YOU!!
rowan: really?
person: really.
rowan: i love you too <3
by feral child April 11, 2010
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Rowanne

Amazingly beautiful.
words cannot describe
'she is so Rowanne!'
by sophyhaynesisasket:) February 22, 2009
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