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Rooftop Theory of Relativity 

The "Rooftop Theory of Relativity" was created in the early summer of 2007. It is named such because at the time of its creation the theorists were conversing on the rooftop of their residence. The theory is rather simple and is described as follows: "Everything is relative."
The Rooftop Theory of Relativity is applicable and appropriate for all occasions.
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Rooftop Sexcapade 

A get-together on a rooftop terrace where vagimosas are consumed, articles of clothing gradually removed, loud cackling is present, and the potential for... indecent acts.
I'm still feeling cross-eyed from that rooftop sexcapade. Should have worn more pairs of undergarments... or none!
Rooftop Sexcapade by ritamiller April 14, 2021

Rooftop Mexican 

A type of mexican that sits on a lawn chair and screams at people when they get on their yard, but whistles at "hot mami"-s when they see one
"My friend has a rooftop mexican father"
Rooftop Mexican by Samii_VA July 24, 2023

Rooftop Blumpkin 

The act of getting a blow job while taking an upper decker.
Charlene gave John rooftop blumpkin.
Rooftop Blumpkin by GutCassidy February 4, 2025

Rooftop Hotdog

When you eat a hotdog on a rooftop. Nothing else.
"What's on your bucket list?"
"I would really like a Rooftop hotdog!"
"What the hell? That's nasty!"
"It's not what you think it is."
Rooftop Hotdog by PVMovies December 22, 2025

Go Rooftop 

The action of smoking 1/8 of moonrock weed chunks inside of a $100 dollar bill(rolling paper) and lighting that blunt with another $100 bill.
I just copped some moonrocks and I'm about to Go Rooftop!!!

rooster on da rooftop 

Not an actual rooster on a rooftop;
A person who is so awesome;
Slang for friend;
Slang for self.

Synonyms: Home slice, home skillet, nigglet.
Sup home slice?

Rooster on da rooftop is watching TV.

What's up, rooster on da rooftop?

Just observing birds.
rooster on da rooftop by Loxotic November 11, 2017