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Romney

(verb) to defecate in terror

This colloquialism originates in the infamous and widely publicized 1983 incident where Mitt Romney strapped his Irish setter, Seamus, to the roof of his car whilst driving to Canada, causing the terrified dog to defecate.
"The door of the cab literally GRAZED my knee as it whizzed by. I nearly Romneyed!"

"The best part of working a haunted house is seeing the big tough dudebro types trying not to romney in front of their girlfriends."
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Reverse Rooney Rule

When you bring in a qualified balding or greying white male to interview for a job you know you have to fill with a woman or a minority, in order to ensure the whole day is taken up by interviews.
Steve has an interview on Friday but he knows he has no shot at getting the job. They're bringing him in to fulfill the Reverse Rooney Rule so their calendars appear full.
by joestealthmode October 3, 2016
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andy rooney

A mean, cynical yet hilarious old man on "60 minutes". He does a commentary at the end but it's more like 5 minutes of an old grumpy man complaining...comic gold I'd say.
"You know what bothers me? (Insert 5 minutes of ranting)"
by RobK June 30, 2005
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Rodney

YOOO! My name's Rodney a.k.a "RodKingX".If your a Rodney and your'e out there, just know you are the best thing that happened in the world. Don't let others dummies tell you otherwise.

STAY COOL,BRUH!!!!!!!!!!!
Rodney is a the fuckin' best thing thats ever happen to me.
The nigga gave me ten dollars for free. BEST THING EVER.

spoken by NI
by RodKingX March 21, 2021
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Willard Mitt Romney

Romney's full name. Oddly enough, he didn't like being called Willard, and chose to go by his middle name instead.

His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).
Willard Mitt Romney or Barack Hussein Obama. Either way, we'll have a president with a weird name.
by JeffGannon August 14, 2012
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Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper

To flip-flop to make yourself look good for Southern Social Conservatives.

To run for senate Governor in Massachusetts supporting Gay Rights and Pro-Choice values, then switching your position when you run for President.

To Take credit for Social Programs that you did not support and in some cases vetoed. Taking credit for balancing the Massachusetts state budget while claiming that you are not a big spender.
To interfere with the States veiws to look good national
"Don't vote of a Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper" you'll never know what he supports.
by Bay Stater for truth January 11, 2008
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Rodney

Rodney will always be known as someones First true love
A Rodney is the perfect person to be your first and will always have a piece of your heart.
Rodney will always be your First true love
by Georgeyposs August 8, 2019
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