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Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

King John: I have a mole?!

Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?

Will Scarlet: Perfect.

Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*
by Alecai October 16, 2009
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Porter Robinson

(aka the shit)
Porter Robinson is a a North Carolina DJ who, despite being only 19, has risen to fame very quickly.
He is one of the best DJ's to walk to this planet with his variety of styles. He primarily produces in the electro house genre, but has recently begun working with dubstep and moombahton as well.

He has released a variety of original singles on Glamara Records/Massive 808s and Big Fish Recordings. His first single, "Say My Name", was an enormous success, landing at #1 on Beatport's Electro-House chart. In the summer of 2011 he signed with OWSLA, a new label operated by Skrillex to release his first EP entitled Spitfire. Spitfire reached the number one spot on the albums chart a day after its release on Beatport.

As a DJ, he has toured internationally and performed alongside artists including Deadmau5, Tiesto, David Guetta, LMFAO, Skrillex, Diplo, Moby, Afrojack, Dada Life, Gareth Emery, Felguk and many more.

He is also EXTREMELY attractive and probably one of the hottest DJ's currently on the scene.
kid #1 - have you listened to Porter Robinson's new album
kid #2 - Hellz yeah i have, he is an AMAZING dj!
by heart7297 October 5, 2011
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Jackie Robinsoned

To have sex with a white girl who makes it a point to never Fuck black guys
"Dude, I didn't know Sarah fucked black guys."
"She doesn't. Marcus just Jackie Robinsoned that bitch."
by Taco_ December 11, 2016
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Red Robinhood

A Red Robinhood is when you tie someone to a wall with a vine and then stick a sharp arrow up there ass and watch them turn into a tomato.
“I will Red Robinhood Andrew Mertz later tonight
by Blexy March 20, 2021
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robin

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The Ted & Robin Pact

This stems from the popular CBS sitcom, How I Met Your Mother. Ted Mosby and Robin Scherbatsky are eating a nice meal together after Ted breaks up with his "douche" of a girlfriend in Episode 17 of Season 4 of the previously stated sitcom when Robin gets an idea she decides to share with one of her very close friends, Ted.

Robin: "We should make a pact! If the years go by and we both turn 40 and we're still single-"
(Ted gets up, gets down on one knee and takes Robin's hand)
Ted: "Robin Scherbatsky, will you be my back up wife?"
Robin: (jokingly tearful) "A girl always dreams of hearing those words. Yes! Yes! A million times yes!"

So to paraphrase what it means to make The Ted & Robin Pact, you and somebody special decide that if both of you turn 40 and are still single, then you get together and avoid loneliness.

Of course, it is still within this definition to deviate away from the exact guidelines. Such as changing the age to 35 or even 30. This example is just to put the idea in anybody's mind because anybody may be interested in this "back up plan".

I must, however, state that if you do intend to make this pact with someone or just put the idea out there, please make sure both parties know what level of seriousness you are taking to this conversation. If one person is really serious and the other may just be kidding around, then the outcome could possibly be out of your best interest.

Be RESPONSIBLE.
Me and a female friend of mine actually made The Ted & Robin Pact and set the age at 35. This pact is surprisingly fun and uplifting to share with others seeing as, in this day and age, people often worry about whether or not they will end up with someone or they fear they will die alone.
by ledhotzepper June 5, 2010
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Robinette

A classic beauty that brings to mind Hollywood stars and sex symbols like Marilyn Monroe and Raquel Welch. The DJ plays all her favorite songs just to watch her dance.
That girl just stole the show. I want to be like Robinette.
by Cordoan May 6, 2018
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