Roberto

The most caring and sweet guy you'll ever know. Although he carries a lot of ego once you meet him, he'll be the most important person in your life. He jokes around a lot and always tries to make other people happy. He'll do anything for the people he loves and tell them how much they mean to him. When he loves, he loves with his whole heart and gives it to you hoping you won't break it. He takes awhile to actually open up, but when he finally does, you'll know that it was worth the wait. He's an overall amazing person and anyone is lucky to be
loved by him. Roberto could be very sweet but he can also be brutal if you mess with him so never make him mad or you will regret it .

Roberto is and always will be the love of my life

by luvvvurmom May 23, 2022

Roberto

Wise, friendly, strong, gentle and easygoing. He can be annoying but the more you get to know him, the more attached you will be. He’s quick to finding solutions and gets things done. Most importantly he possesses a monster shlong. Some may refer to him as the human tripod but that is just his shmeat.

Roberto is my lord and savior.

by Sky4geezy November 22, 2021

Roberto

Pieces of shit that are almost unable so survive by themselves . They are usually unable to speak properly and they can't spel right to save theyr lives.

Roberto's are borimg and useles yiu can find a Roberto at the corner of allmost every street asking for change.

Alex: Hey! Roberto. How are you doing?
Roberto: ooga booga ooga booga

Alex: Alright, good for you buddy

by RobertoDI April 21, 2020

Roberto

A small adolescent child with an amazing fear of large burly men that carry chainsaws at Halloween Horror Nights. He also tends to fear most things larger than him. Including Micheal Myers from the Halloween Series.

1) Roberto was so scared by the Chainsaw Drill Team that he attached himself to a tree.

2) Roberto pissed himself when he saw Micheal Myers outside his window.

by KKVaulter October 7, 2009

Roberto

A type of person who love his girlfriend 1000x more than she loves him ( Lizeth) and will always be there for her

Roberto loves you way more Lizeth

by BIGPAPAFRESH June 8, 2018

Roberto

A homosexual fat male who collects yugioh cards and plays halo in his garage

Wow your such a roberto

by fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff5 February 17, 2010

Roberto

A "Roberto" is slang for any infection incurred from sexual practice. This includes STD's, as well as infections from contact with fecal matter, from example.

"Had an awesome time with that chick last week but I ended up with a Roberto".

by Nantucket Tuck October 20, 2009