Wise, friendly, strong, gentle and easygoing. He can be annoying but the more you get to know him, the more attached you will be. He’s quick to finding solutions and gets things done. Most importantly he possesses a monster shlong. Some may refer to him as the human tripod but that is just his shmeat.
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Get the Roberto mug.Pieces of shit that are almost unable so survive by themselves . They are usually unable to speak properly and they can't spel right to save theyr lives.
Roberto's are borimg and useles yiu can find a Roberto at the corner of allmost every street asking for change.
Roberto's are borimg and useles yiu can find a Roberto at the corner of allmost every street asking for change.
Alex: Hey! Roberto. How are you doing?
Roberto: ooga booga ooga booga
Alex: Alright, good for you buddy
Roberto: ooga booga ooga booga
Alex: Alright, good for you buddy
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1) Roberto was so scared by the Chainsaw Drill Team that he attached himself to a tree.
2) Roberto pissed himself when he saw Micheal Myers outside his window.
2) Roberto pissed himself when he saw Micheal Myers outside his window.
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by fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff5 February 17, 2010
Get the Roberto mug.A "Roberto" is slang for any infection incurred from sexual practice. This includes STD's, as well as infections from contact with fecal matter, from example.
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