ritz

Slang for a person of mixed Asian and European backgrounds, named after the snack cracker: the yellow color is based on Asian skin tones, and the cracker part refers to whites.
Man, I love Pat and Jenny. They're such ritzes.
by Woadie McChoaderson December 19, 2002
Get the ritz mug.

the ritz

A 5 star prison commonly used by corrupt authorities in order to imprison their VIP (also corrupt) cousins.
Saudi Prince Al-waleed bin Talal, arrested last month on corruption allegations, is currently held up in the Ritz.
by MBA010 January 13, 2018
Get the the ritz mug.

ritz

A kid kind of like a toned-down scene kid. Not as obsessed with "dinosawrz" or Hello Kitty, but still pretty sceney. They typically wear skin-tight white jeans or white denim skirts, but sometimes they'll wear tight light blue jeans or skirts.
Any shirt from Wet Seal is acceptable "ritz" wear.
Their hair's not as dramatic as the scene kids, either. It's either brunette with blonde highlights or all blonde. It HAS TO be chin to shoulder-long and straightened with side bangs that almost fall over their eyes, but not quite yet.
The boys don't wear make-up, but they will use as many hair products they need to keep their hair perfect.
For shoes, anything Converse or ballet flats is good. For Converse, they have to be doodled on and look a thousand years old or you'll be called a poser.
Oh my god, that ritz kid looks so weird today. I mean, who wears white jeans?
by Ella Waver May 29, 2007
Get the ritz mug.

ritz

Oooooh look at me my username is NotoriousSlacker and I'm too stupid and uneducated to spell right.
- hey y'all look @ me im stupid
- ya we know your stupid

-oh oh im defining some word and im doing one hell of a poor job doing that
-ya we know thats why we call u stupid
by mynamealright January 10, 2005
Get the ritz mug.

ritz

something you'd say when a situation occurs that leaves you speechless.
SCENARIO 1
1. "hey dude, that girl is choosing on you"
2. "who, I don't see anyone"
1. "dude the chick on the left"

(points to obese girl)

2. "ritzzzzzz"

SCENARIO 2

(at party)

1. "DUDE!!! the keg is tapped!!!"
2. "......ritzzzzzz"
by Albatroz Benetiz November 18, 2010
Get the ritz mug.

Puttin' on the ritz

A slang way of saying "dressing fancy"
Popularized by Fred Astaire song

"If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits,

Puttin' on the ritz"
by bellalogic August 08, 2014
Get the Puttin' on the ritz mug.

Tits to the Ritz

The female version of, " balls to the walls". The act of going all out, to the extreme. Often uttered before doing something crazy.
Me: "Hey Vanessa, your coming to to Jessica's bachelorette party next weekend right?"

Vanessa: " Hell yeah girl! I just picked up some furry handcuffs, nipple nibblers, mardigras beads and a 6 ft. inflatable penis to stick out of the sunroof of the limo!"

Me: "Damn Ness, you went Tits to the Ritz!"
by cheer1 December 21, 2012
Get the Tits to the Ritz mug.