When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.
"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."
"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."
"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."
by the band of 5 May 17, 2014

Larry walked into the primate house at the zoo and exclaimed “it smells like rhinoceros ass in here!” He headed for the nearest garbage can where he proceeded to puke his guts out.
by joseph blough January 12, 2025

by Zanna_marie June 15, 2020

Is when you are having anal sex and you donkey punch your girl and the anus tightens and you rip your dick out and the skin is off and you ejaculate in her mouth.
by The shadow June 19, 2016

This mean when you go out and hunt the majestic, beautiful, RHINO 🦏. HE IS A BIG BOY THAT NEED TO STAY ALIVE. You are a cruel and unusual person if you don’t have a legitimate reason to hunt the baby.
by Uncle Juan and the banana boat February 10, 2018

What do you call pre-Subway Jared driving a Honda Civic hatchback?
A rhinoceros in a refrigerator box.
A rhinoceros in a refrigerator box.
by Daveler March 13, 2010
