Retroactive Abortion

Don't kill them when they are young & cute, take them out when they are teenagers & they deserve it.

As a baby, Molly seemed cute & innocent. Now as a teenager the little shit is a poster child for retroactive abortion.

by WelfareMothersMakeBetterLovers August 1, 2021

Retroactive masturbation

The act of masturbating to a girl (or guy) from your past who at one point was extremely attractive but is no longer due to aging or weight gain. The masturbator would then jerk off to a mental image of how the once attractive girl looked in the past (retroactively) rather than how she looks currently. This occurs quite often when thinking about aging female celebrities who at point were major sex symbols.

Similar to "nostalgia wank".

Rick: Yo man, did you see Chloë at our ten year high school reunion?

Matt: Yea, brah. She got fat. Fuckin' shame, she used to be sooooo hot.

Rick: I know right? I'm gonna find an old yearbook and beat off to the way she used to look in high school.

Matt: Good ol' retroactive masturbation! Ya know, for a quicker yank, you could just scroll backwards through her Facebook profile photos.

by jodielover81 October 4, 2018

retroactive

a commoner of the second-hand lifestyle not limited to or apart from thrift stores,used CD's tapes and especially 12" vinyl; also close corellation with founders of "fly".

retro active

Sandy is not only an employee at goodwill sh'e also a customer; she's retroactive.

by michael w. brown aka. blublood February 21, 2005

beyond reproach

A comedic history podcast about scandals and scandalousness in politics and government. Each episode, hosts Stephanie & Tux will explore the sordid stories of America's past, all while drinking heavily, talking too much and generally making fools of themselves. The hope that these stories will entertain you, teach you a thing or two, and maybe even draw parallels between the mistake of the past and the quagmire that is American politics today.

Beyond Reproach is a sick podcast, y'all bitches best subscribe.

by A reproachable human October 1, 2018

Retroactive Respect

Can be used as a verb or an adverb.
Giving somebody respect, or to respect for something that happened in the past and told in a story.

Pops: When i was your age i was in a VietCong POW camp for 2 years.
Kid: Hey i give you retroactive respect for that.

by who was that again? August 2, 2011

reproached

to answer back in a meanish way

my teacher reproached me when i gave her a report on how fat she was

by mrepicness January 29, 2012

Retryarrhea

When you spend more time than you anticipated pooping due to being stuck on a level on candy crush.
"Where have you been the last 40 minutes?...
Sorry man ive got a bad case of retryarrhea on level 289 of candy crush"

shammingsham shield retryarrhea

by Juniorsontucket November 27, 2015