Green And Retired

Very mature men who happen to be Green and Retired. Does anything you need as long as you acknowledge the fact that they are Green and Retired....

Stranger: I need you to do something
Green and Retired man: no
Stranger: WOW YOU'RE GREEN AND RETIRED????
Green and Retired man: I'm listening babe

by TheoudorusEater July 21, 2021

golden regiment

1.the most kick ass marching band in the entire world.
2. the only marching band capable of having magic!

1."Man, did you hear about the Golden Regiment?" "Dude, I worship them!"

2. "Quick kids, here comes the Golden Regiment. Let's hope we can get some of that GR magic!"

by ShirleytheSax! December 23, 2008

retirement

throwing away a machine or human after it is decided that they are so worn out or used up that there is no value left. the human gets a small pension that is not enough to live on, the machine is junked.

retirement like death comes to us all.

by knowman February 21, 2009

James Reimer

A rookie goalie for the Toronto Maple Leafs. He is the goalie that Leafs fans have been waiting for. He was unheard of until this season (2010-2011), but has been posting stellar numbers- much better than those of Giguere or Gustavsson. So far, Reimer has 16 wins, 7 losses, and 4 overtime losses, with a 2.49 goals against average, a .925 save percentage, and 3 shutouts. He definitely would have been nominated for the Calder trophy if he had started the year in the NHL. He will only get better as time goes on.

Person 1: The Leafs won last night, despite Kessel not scoring, Komisarek taking stupid penalties, and Phaneuf being a human pylon.

Person 2: Really? How did that happen?

Person 1: James Reimer's 40 save performance, of course!

by Stefff3737 April 8, 2011

Anti-retirement home

Aka - the kid's grandparent's house, free babysitting, (even though you should really be paying them). They want to enjoy their retirement that they worked so hard for and planned for a long time, but now, they can't.

I know we have had a whole year to make other arrangements, but we can just bring the kids to the anti-retirement home everyday. I know they are retired, but It's free and I don't trust anyone else.

by Johnny Ock June 26, 2016

suspension without retirement

(self explanatory)

son: dad can you show me a bigbrain amongus reference
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad

(son plays amongus as red)

blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out

(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)

by bill cyperbunk April 7, 2021

retirement plan

A large caliber handgun kept by one who does not want to get old, so that he won't have to.

"What the Hell are you doing with a .50 Desert Eagle that you've never used?"

"That's just my retirement plan."

by [e-mail] March 7, 2009