Rutherford B Hayes

A deceased man who pesonifies all that is evil in the world

Guy#1Oh no I just got pregnant. This is all Satan's fault.
Guy#2 No, no , don't blame Satan. Blame RUTHERFORD B HAYES!

by Bates^10 May 10, 2006

rutherforgasm

a female orgasm, achieved by well planned and well skilled sex, used in American Pie: Naked Mile when they first arrive on campus and eric's friend asks dwight to teach them of the legendary rutherforgasm,

"I had Cindy over last night, I gave her a little taste of what a rutherforgasm feels like.

by Jim Thompson October 26, 2007

Rutherford

The most hood town in the Napa Valley. It goes down there. we got mexicans at la luna market hanging and drinking beers. white boys smokin stoges and drinkin wine. and theres some dope ass cars in Rutherford. u wanna fuck around here, then the BADASSES OF RUTHERFORD will hunt ur bitch ass down and burn a stoge on ur neck bitch. 707 ALL DAY.

Yan: "Aye breh. Where were you at yesterday?"
Bais: "I was in rutherford burning some stoges at la luna"
Yan: "Ah shit. I was in St. Helena with some fags on some wine tour"
Bais: "Wow bro. You're fuckin gay."

by THEGREEKSTUD September 2, 2010

Mike Rutherford

Huge turd. Linked to him being the bassist/guitarist in Genesis, especially the 80s LPs.....
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At a party where you have drank and smoked too much, you have just woke up and are squelching and sniffing the AWFUL TRUTH.....
'I think I just did a Mike Rutherford in my pants man!'

by djbladdered October 16, 2008

rutherford moment

(of a person's actions) fucking dumbass (used especially of an idiot)

the server's full of Rutherford Moments

by Lawer October 29, 2020

Rutherfords

Ernest Rutherford is the man depicted on New Zealand's highest denomination bill, $100. Its mean if you have sweaty handful of them

I just bought a q for a Rutherford

I got rutherfords in my pocket

by Stacksofrutherfords May 14, 2024

Rutherford B. Hayes

A Respectable, but seldom remembered President. Hayes’s presidency is often blamed for ending reconstruction by a “corrupt bargain”, but despite popular belief, by this point in history Reconstruction was disliked by the American public. Due to these circumstances no matter who won the election of 1876, Whether that be the Progressive Republican candidate, or the Conservative Democratic candidate (this was before the party switch, before the 60’s democrats were largely conservative), Reconstruction would have ended regardless. Another thing of note is that the corrupt bargain that his critics mention had no historical written records, and seems to mostly be based on hearsay.

Person 1: man I cant believe Rutherford B. Hayes cheated to win the election of 1876.
Person 2: erhm, ACKCHYUALLY theres no record of the Compromise of 1877 ever happening!
Person 1: holy shit, fuck off you are so annoying. Why is this even on urban dictionary?

by UrbanDictionaryHistorian1870 May 26, 2024