liam the retard

big ass retard who doesnt have friends

liam the retard is a retard

by red tahng February 16, 2017

Retard strength

The inexplicable physical force possessed by the mentally handicapped, even after they have been institutionalized or are incapable of any excercise program. Retard strength is never used for any constructive purpose, and often results in unintentional injury.

Even after he broke out of his restraints and had three guards and a nurse subduing him, he still had enough retard strength to break two chairs and a table.

by Drgorpon November 13, 2006

retard chimp strong

We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"

When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.

by Alpino May 15, 2016

Retard Hit

A retard hit is taking a hit of tobacco through a bong or a pipe, turning your lungs into useless sacks. Anyone that does a retard hit therefore must be retarded.

"Retard hits in bongs fucking suck"
"That retard hit destroyed my lungs"
"Baccy through a bong is a retard hit"

by DoctorDumb December 28, 2017

One-Stop Retard Chav

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.

Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.

by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

retail smile

the completely fake, often overdone smile plastered on the faces of retail employees everywhere; usually insincere, as customers really give retail employees nothing to smile about; related closely to people voice

Did you see that guy working at Hollister? He had a total retail smile on his face!

by disgruntled retail employee November 23, 2009

Retarculous

Retarculous was originally coined by To Catch a Predator decoy, Emily Bicks. It is a conjunction of 'Retarded' and 'Ridiculous.' It is used to describe something that is extremely dumb, stupid, etc.

"Trying to use a trash bag as a parachute is absolutely retarculous."

by Briggs Bennigan January 12, 2019