new year's resolution

when a fat person says they're going to loose weight that they never will, and just lie to themselves.

John's New year's resolution was to loose weight, he gave up two days later.

by stuffandstuff January 2, 2011

New Year's Re-resolution

A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.

Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.

by oldmanb79 December 29, 2009

Conflict resolution

Another way of saying compromise, even if saying compromise is simple enough.

When someone says that guy needs to learn conflict resolution, they're really saying he needs to get his ass in line and start compromising, because if he doesn't meet his/her demands like everybody else, something bad will happen.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Two Years Resolution

A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.

Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?

Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.

by zomgjb December 15, 2009

You Years Resolution

When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.

Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"

Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"

by ejones63 January 2, 2013

New Year's Resolution

A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach

Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution

by kittycatgirl99 December 29, 2014

school year's resolution

A commitment an individual makes to a positive lifestyle change to coincide with the first day of school -- when daily schedules for both kids and parents tend to become more regular.

There's no way Sarah could avoid lying around and stuffing her face with fatty food during the summer, but she's making a school year's resolution to eat better and exercise.

by MiamiDad August 18, 2009