He has all the brains but no social skills to match. Typically far too obsessed with computers and probably could have taken his a-level further maths in year ten and gotten a B.
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Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.
Shelia: Where's Jason
Christian: He is reading the wallet!
Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
Christian: He is reading the wallet!
Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
by Huge Murph February 24, 2009
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a term meaning to burn any documents or written evidence after reading them, which can jeopardize an individual or a party if not burnt and disposed of properly.
a term meaning to burn any documents or written evidence after reading them, which can jeopardize an individual or a party if not burnt and disposed of properly.
"ok these are documents belonging to some higher up what do we do with them?"
"burn them after reading"
'" are you sure?"
"yes burn after reading."
"burn them after reading"
'" are you sure?"
"yes burn after reading."
by kep john August 10, 2016
Get the Burn After Reading mug.The only category of Speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. Usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. You are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. Comparable to Storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.
by Mynameis? March 21, 2011
Get the Extemp. Reading mug.When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.
Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch
Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
by kliider August 29, 2008
Get the Reading Off The Pubes mug.Football Club formed in 1871, playing at different locations until 1896 when they moved to Elm Park.
Moved to the Madejski Stadium in 1998.
Playing in the Premiership for the first time in their history and are lightly to win the whole thing then take Europe next season.
Moved to the Madejski Stadium in 1998.
Playing in the Premiership for the first time in their history and are lightly to win the whole thing then take Europe next season.
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