Returd

An incredibly stupid person who also resembles a turd.

He's so stupid and ugly! He's a returd!

by ahoythar. September 24, 2010

Returd

Similar to retard but with a funny addition to it.

Ehmagad, he is such a returd!

by Jaidee June 19, 2006

Remtard

When your Bestiw Remy behaves in a particularly retarded manner

'Gosh you're such a Remtard'

by I'm everyone's Bestiw May 17, 2017

Remtard

someone who is both retarded and a rem

"dude u shot me in the foot with a nailgun u remtard!"

by sam jenko April 30, 2008

returd

Verb: when you eat a turd and it comes back out
Noun: the product of the above

returding and returded are also viable words (in reference to the verb)

i am returding

by thejeesh June 15, 2020

returdation

Whether by sheer will, and excellent sphincter muscles, or by force of some divine benevolence - the reinsertion, or inward return, of a turd nearly about to fall off.

During this morning's pre-work deuce, I had a bit of returdation, and now I think I know what being the catcher in butt-sex feels like.

by DB Wyld April 22, 2021

Renturd

What a landlord calls a tenant

That flithy renturd make my property look like a dump

by Ken bingi January 22, 2022