the realization

Happens when you smoke marijuana for the first time. It’s the feeling of anxiety but also the feeling soothingness at the same time

Bro the first time I got high as fuck, i freak the fuck out it’s called the realization

by Jesus - April 7, 2021

spontaneous retaliation

when you get back at someone for petty annoyances.

huhh, wtf how did my coat go from being on your bed, to that dusty, dirty, hairy spot over in that corner. It's time to get revenge for your arrogance

by 65654 December 8, 2004

Relaxation

Something I will never experience

Good luck trying to find relaxation.

by Crusty grandma June 24, 2021

Relaxation

The one thing in our lives that disappears sometime between middle school and freshman year that dosen't come back until we are old and wrinkly and have nothing to do but watch our grandchildren.

Guy 1: Dude, when will I get some time to just sit and rest?
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.

by posioncupcake November 17, 2011

Relaxiating

When you're too fucked up to use the write word in a story.

I'm just relaxiating over here.

by Wurdsmith6969 September 7, 2016

Gentleman's Relaxation Time

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.

Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.

by StainlessSteal July 7, 2011

rebaliation

The act of rebels retaliating against a person(s), idea, goverment, buildings, laws, rules, street signs, gaint cocks, railrodes, petitions, religion, Zues, China, a town bicicle who cant acomidate more then 7, a couple getting married, Mac computers, bff's, my dog, themselves, and people who ask the fucking worst motherfucking stupid ass fucking question that only a mother fucking small balled cock boy who had his ass violated by a fucking HUGE hippo would fucking ask... "why".

Dude one: Omfg those there is a rebaliation happening
Dude two: Holy shit against who
Dude one: I think against you

by Jeff Breeds July 15, 2007