reetsball

A trending leisure activity known to be enjoyed by young adult males in parts of northern Europe. The game consists of heavily drinking while juggling a football with some mates, ideally in a spacious area with a moderate density of people and/or windows. At certain points a participant may compulsively strike the ball as hard as possible so as to kick it high into the sky. Points are awarded in proportion to the risk of damage without such damage occurring; a "narrow miss" is a desirable result because it shows that you are not a pussy but you are just lucky as shit. The game ends when substantial injury or damage occurs to persons or property on the ground.

"Fuck, those idiots playing reetsball just destroyed our entire picnic table"

by Handelspub4ever October 17, 2012

Rektified

The state of feeling so rekt that you don't even know what to do.

Bob just got rektified by Amy
His fault for pissing her off.

He sat there frozen for like twenty minutes.

by Leapyearbabeh March 17, 2016

reetu

Reetu means a female who is highly intelligent and whose awesomeness is so overwhelming. She is a natural person with natural beauty she is a naturally perfect you will ever met , not shy at all, exotic, always happy, laughs historically and do have anger and mood issues but very spontaneous in herself

ALL SO known AS INTELLECTUAL BADASS

I love the way reetu smiles

by Meera sahu April 28, 2017

Reetika

Used for a very pretty and attractive girl.

Wow. Look at that eye-candy girl over there. She's a Reetika.

by Hitler_Goebbels January 4, 2011

get rekt

Another way of saying get wrecked
Usually used by either kids or trolls on online games in order to annoy or provoke other players.

Player1: gg everyone!
Player2: d00d ur team got rekt!!1

or

Player1: Gl and have fun everyone!
Player2: oooh u get rekt!!
Player1: Oh, shut up!

by Singa October 15, 2013

get rekt m8

A statement used when about to 360 noscope someone(or anything else eg body checking them in the snow), or when after 420 smoke weed everyday MLG blaze it oh baby a triple quickscoping someone. One of illuminate's favourite expressions.

While skating with head down and DEMON speed, Billy tried to toe drag but instead the defenceman layed him out and said, "get rekt m8"

by Gobillygobarfinahole February 20, 2015

reheterize

To make somebody not gay; to turn somebody who may have been turned homosexual back to being a heterosexual.

Since Dr. James Dobson thinks homosexuality is such a sin, he proposes that we all try to reheterize people through counselling.

by kagomeshuko September 4, 2007