Erection Rejection Selection

A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.

Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!

by Beast_modez November 7, 2009

erection rejection

1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.

2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.

Man, I really had blueballs the other day after Jen gave me erection rejection.

by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004

anal rejection

the involuntary constriction of the sphincter muscles due to insertion of objects; including but not limited to large dicks, dildos, and other foreign objects.

the tightening of the butthole with sensory awareness of anal intercourse.

my girlfriend had anal rejection the first time we tried anal sex.

every time my dick get near her butt, I get anal rejection.

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by theliberian October 27, 2015

Birkhölzer-Rejection-Principle (BRP)

The effect of trusting someone less, due to an inspirational quote on their social media profiles.

His LinkedIn profile totally triggers my Birkhölzer-Rejection-Principle (BRP) - it is full of Steve Jobs quotes.

by AliceAlice September 7, 2020

The HollyWood Rejection

When you walk up to a hot hollywood girl, or celebrity, from behind and ask them out, or hit on them. They then quickly turn around in an upward spiraling motion, slapping you in the face with their large (obviously fake) bosom.

Hey, dude, while you were in L.A. did you ask any hot girls out?

Yeah, I found like 3! But all of them gave me the HollyWood Rejection.

by proudyellowman April 13, 2011

Rejection aftershock

It's bad enough to be rejected but teasing and namecalling always comes after

You: will you go out with me?
Girl or guy: No!
Bystander 1: ha! Rejected
bystander 2: ha! Dumbass!!!
Bystander 3: Rejection aftershock!!

by Slang dude October 20, 2010

butt dial rejection

The act of getting butt dialed, but when you call the person back they explain to you that they really did not mean to call you.

Happens mostly to people with a first or last names that begin with the letter A.

Andrea: Johnny finally called me!!! ... dials his number back.

Johnny: My bad i must have butt dialed, peace

Andrea: Woah what a butt dial rejection

by Theman2525 May 10, 2010