I exchange V-cards with the retards.

Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.

Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."

by Indiscriminate May 18, 2010

relatard

Somewhat similar to the concept of a frenemy, a "relatard" is someone who is retarded (not in the literal sense) that you only associate with because they're related to you by blood or marriage.

If Joe weren't my cousin, I would never associate with him. Freakin' relatard!

by puxly mcbuttont September 3, 2007

realturd

A real estate agent with an overinflated sense of entitlement or importance. Usually a spoiled Baby Boomer with a trust fund who sells real estate out of boredom and the need for social limelight.

Dismayed, the realturd huffed at her client for trying to negotiate a 2% commission and then lambasted her manager for poor leads because two listings weren't enough to support her lifestyle until her next trust fund check arrived.

by quintuenoahs July 7, 2011

the retards at guitar.com

this first article here just pisses me right off. The fact that he says jimmy page sucks makes me wonder: has this fuckin retarded hater ever picked up a guitar? before you start bashing these bands, and they are influential bands, please id like to hear some of your crazy guitar playing skills. Kurt Cobain knew he wasnt an great guitar player, he didnt strive to be one, but his are anything but meaningless. and jimi hendrix. he was an extrordinary guitarist. Radiohead is awesome, the thing im trying to figure out is, how it is you think jimmy page sucks, yet you love radiohead, according to your standards, your favourite band should be a superpowered one consisting of victor wooten, neil peart, joe satriani, yngwie malmsteen, and jack black, who is an amzing singer despite his choice of material. All in all, if your gonna criticise these bands the way you have, id like to see your amazing band in concert sometime at red rocks. Id also like to point out that avril lavigne is not punk and never was, for any of those confused, shes can sing, ill give her that. As for Atreyu, to me, if every single word is screamed and completely unintelligible, thats not singing, and the drummer does not make up for it with his few understandable words. My Chemical Romance has gone completely mainstream and i cant distinguish between the singer and the bride in that music video. Thats all i have to say.

the retards at guitar.com dont exist, but there is one retard who made this thread

by bassman793 May 17, 2006

realtar

Also known as "real guitar". People started saying this after the popular video game series "Guitar Hero" came out. Some people hate Guitar Hero because they believe those who play Guitar Hero should pick up a REAL guitar instead of playing the little plastic one.

Learn to play a realtar!

by PanchoH4x January 28, 2009

Reachtards

Popular on online gameplay for the video game "Halo: Reach". Basically means retard but is specific to newbies (known in the virtual world as "N00bs") to the game.

Yo bro! I just entered this LAN game; it's filled with "Reachtards"

Well, you know what to do... Cap them local niggas!

by BreachedNotBroken November 28, 2010

Readtarded

Adjective
Offensive remark for someone who misreads something you wrote.

Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?

Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?

by SEMFP June 14, 2013