The sex act in which one partner wears a chef's hat while the other scats upon a serving tray. Add grated Parmesan to flavor and serve.
Put down the tarp Agnes, it's been a while since we did the Ravioli Regret.
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A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Walk in to Mom's house and the first thing she says is Jeet Jet?

I remember when Steak n Shake's were only a quarder or $ .25 cents.
TOASTED RAVIOLI?

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN DREDGED IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Don't pay attention to the Kansas 'Redlegs' aka "HOOSIERS' who bad mouth Missoura folks. They are just jealouse harse thieves and have a shirt fit that all's they have to offer is dried out buffalo chips smothered in K.C. Masterpiece and warshed down with a cup full of Colorado dirt blown in by the winds of their own flatulence..

Yes, the weather sux in St. Louis, I know as I was raised there until I could make my escape to the So.Cal. Beach Cities where Eden still Exists. Just head west on I fardy far and don't stop n'till ya hit the Pacific.

See ya's at the Veiled Prophet Parade and fair on the farth of July.
by MO2CA May 25, 2011
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A non-consensual sexual act between two parties, in which one inserts his member into the pocket of an ignorant party, and deposits his seed. Only to be found later to the dismay of said ignorant party. Experienced Ravioli givers are commonly dubbed Chef Boyardees.
I took my hand out of my pocket to shake the president's hand, but to my dismay I discovered that I had been subjected to a Texas Ravioli. Chef Boyardee had struck again.
by RavioliLover May 2, 2011
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A brand of ravioli that was created with a lot of drama,comedy and serious rejection by the heavy metal scene,in an epic Facebook event invite boycotting a club in Ann Arbor Mi,that event has now reached all four corners of the world now.
This brand of ravioli was used in place of fake blood by someone who thought that they had the greatest metal band around and boasted that they want to open up for Cradle Of Filth,not happening.An online pic of some very gross smut has also surfaced along with this event.

So every time you open up a can of ravioli,remember its not to used as fake blood its food for thought.

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I got an invite on facebook to boycott a club Ive never been too by some moron who goes by the name of Jon Slaughter,and I swear the guy looks like he bathed in feces and ravioli.I call that "Slaughtered Ravioli"
by peasenoff smells January 18, 2013
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pretty much the same as the eiffle tower but you pass a bowl of ravioli back and forth over the girl like she is the table
"that was the best ravioli tower i've ever had"

"you're the ravioli girl"

"damn, a ravioli tower have never tasted better"
by 4 Points October 15, 2009
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Larger inner labia that protrudes past the outer labia.
Her pussy looked like a busted ravioli
by Lick Alot October 21, 2004
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When you stick your smegma inside your girl's coochie while she's on her period and feeding her the end result.
Brad was so hot last night... He gave me a dirty ravioli.
by thomyorkesbutthole August 28, 2018
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