Chick-to-Dick Ratio

The ratio of females to males in any situation, such as a party. Once the ratio has become 0 the get-together may be deemed a sausagefest, but if the ratio is undefined it is known as a tacofest.

Steve: Dude.. the chick-to-dick ratio here is like 20:2.
Hal: Awesome, bro!

by Maxel August 21, 2007

douchebag ratio

Ratio of douchebags to non-douchebags at a given public place. Most applicable to bars, clubs, gyms, parties.

I used to work out at 24 hr fitness, but the douchebag ratio was too high, so I switched to Gold's

by randchap November 22, 2010

Kill Death Ratio

The Kill Death Ratio, Commonly Referred to as K/D, KDR or Kill/Death, is the average rate of the amounts of deaths you need per kill. For instance, a KDR of 1 means that your number of death equals the number of kills you have. If your KDR is lower than one, then you have more deaths than kills, and vice versa.

Summary (may require some mathematical understanding):
If 0 < k < 1, or log(k) < 0, then you are a n00b.
If k > 1, or log(k) > 0, then you are a good player.
(k is your Kill Death Ratio)

Guy 1:
Duude! I'm l33t!

Guy 2:
What's your Kill Death Ratio?

Guy 1:
Eh...

Guy 2:
*challenging face*

Guy 1:
0.5 *attempted puppy face*

Guy 2:
LOL nub!!!!!11

by ChromeLynx May 10, 2010

chip to dip ratio

That perfect amount of dip (salsa, hummus, etc.) to a chip leaving one with no extra dip or chips extremely rare

Guy 1: Holy crap I got the perfect chip to dip ratio
Guy 2: Are you some type of wizard or something

by LeChaz November 11, 2013

The DA Ratio

Named after a famous scholar, the David Allen ratio is calculated as follows:

DA = (Alcohol %) ÷ (Cost of Drink)

Wow, thats a great deal! 10% beer for $5. The DA ratio is 2.0. AMAZING!!

by Academic Scholar September 19, 2011

the dave ratio

In any given engineering environment, the number of Daves will be greater than or equal to the number of women.

Carrie was always in the minority in her computer science classes; she had more Dave classmates than female classmates. The Dave ratio meant that she always knew more Daves than women.

by Pierceer February 10, 2017

pussy to dick ratio

The ratio of women to men at an event.

Jose: Whats the pussy to dick ratio at the mall?

Rob: Not good man, its 1:4.

Jose: Ahh fuck that, I'll chill at the crib instead, wanna smoke a L?

by Yoshe January 4, 2009