A prostitute who brings you a pasta dinner before having sex with you. Usually accompanied by a service charge, and an infection.
by Space Pizza March 28, 2014
Get the pastitute mug.A substitute referee that came in when the other ref got sick. Usually dressed in a normal ref uniform, but with white sneakers instead of black. Often also leads the crowd in warm up stretches yelling "Move it!". Once of the most famous is Beatrice Middleton as seen in 'The Middletons' strip from December 27, 2009. Reftitutes are crazy. They will eject you!
Liv: Hey, today's a great day for a jog! How about some warm up stretches?
Ben: Oh no, not the Hatley Hula again! We've done that a million times.
Liv: Yes, but you love it. Uh oh, here comes the Reftitute. We better get stretching.
Beatrice: (wearing a ref uniform) That's right! You'd better get moving. Can I stretch with you, too?
Liv: Of course! Easy, stretch all the way over. There you go! Doesn't that feel creamy?
Beatrice: Yes, but what else?
Liv: There's the Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean, the Benball. There's all sorts of crazy stretches. Even referees need to stretch.
Beatrice: You do realize we're only stretching before going running, don't you? (She blows the whistle) Move it! Reftitute in the house.
Liv: Nice, I think I'm gonna love this.
Ben: Yes, Reftitutes are sweet!
Ben: Oh no, not the Hatley Hula again! We've done that a million times.
Liv: Yes, but you love it. Uh oh, here comes the Reftitute. We better get stretching.
Beatrice: (wearing a ref uniform) That's right! You'd better get moving. Can I stretch with you, too?
Liv: Of course! Easy, stretch all the way over. There you go! Doesn't that feel creamy?
Beatrice: Yes, but what else?
Liv: There's the Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean, the Benball. There's all sorts of crazy stretches. Even referees need to stretch.
Beatrice: You do realize we're only stretching before going running, don't you? (She blows the whistle) Move it! Reftitute in the house.
Liv: Nice, I think I'm gonna love this.
Ben: Yes, Reftitutes are sweet!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011
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A form of police services informant contact fraud or police racketeering, where the informant assumes the identity of the intended victum, to create a straw-man argument, discredit, or provide false information, and restitution or divert funds such as payroll, or victum services, and witness services. Also used to press false charges. Surround and isolate a gangstalking victum.
by Modern Women December 17, 2025
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In this order;
Basic math ., %, fractions, +-×÷, $, cents,€,£
Bookkeeping for dummies
Critical thinking for dummies
Police services for dummies
Criminal law for dummies
Small Claims Court for dummies
by Modern Women December 17, 2025
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That dumb ass Nick stole my roommates gun, now my room mate refuses to pay me rent. Therefore imma have to get some Jungle Restitution on his baseball card collection.
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