rasputin

Come on guys, this is a very hairy girl-down there.

Jes, Bill, tell your girlfriend to shave. When I went down on her, Rasputin was waitin for me.

by gogo April 28, 2004

Rasputin

Rasputin was an adviser to the czarina in Russia. He was known for his 11.8 inch penis and his frequent sexual parties throughout all hours of the night. Rasputin is used to describe any word that implies large, long, mass amount, etc.

Dude i just took a rasputin shit!

by Alan Chou I December 12, 2007

rasputin

Villen in the animated musical 'Anastasia'. Unlike the real Russian monk, Rasputin was a soulless, limbo-dwelling psycho with a magic reliquary that allowed him to summon demons from hell to aid him in killing Anastasia.

In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning,
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be,
It scared me out of my wits,
A corpse falling to bits,
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was ME!

-Rasputin

by k00ld00d321 January 16, 2005

rasputin

basically what urban pervert says except he only had 12 inch cock and he died immediately after it was cut off..the rest is crap..i aint know much about this nigga other then all his "magical F*cking powers" came from him smoking argela which i am doing as we speak

Raputin was a Russian nigga who hit weed and argela everyday after f*cking the czar's wife

by Weiled El Jieradet May 6, 2005

rasputin

A nose hair that has become long enough to protrude visibly out of the nostril.

Did you see that guy's nose hair? I thought he was going to put my eye out! He needs to trim those rasputin's.

by Brandon H. April 21, 2006

rasputin

Russian Jesus

Dirty Capitalist Spy: Who the hell is Rasputin?
Clean KBG Agent: *loud ass soviet anthem ear rape plays in the background* You mean our lord and savior Russian Jesus who will one day bring communism back to the motherland and turn all non Russian things, including water, into vodka!
Dirty Capitalist Spy: The fuck?

by Quantum Wolfy86 November 15, 2017

Rasputin

Russian chad.

Russian legend siad that Rasputin has a 13-inch penis

by Daufq da Gamer July 30, 2018