rasputin

1. a song by boney m.
2. a slutty man ho that said he could perform miracles and heal the queen's son. aka. a lier

1:rasputin is a damn good song.

2:person 1: see that evil hairy man over there??
person 2: yeah...
person 3: yeah, that's rasputin

by ze_kimster January 15, 2005

rasputin

lover of the russian queen, full of ecstasy and fire

rah rah rah rasputin ate the russian queen like a medium poutine

by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 3, 2003

Rasputin

The act of Popping a Boner, Unzipping/Opening your pants, sticking it out, and waving it at a group of people, as to imitate the Crazy Russian Monk.

Peter got drunk and pulled a Rasputin at the poker game last night.

by Baka Derka Allah April 13, 2008

rasputin

Come on guys, this is a very hairy girl-down there.

Jes, Bill, tell your girlfriend to shave. When I went down on her, Rasputin was waitin for me.

by gogo April 28, 2004

rasputin

Villen in the animated musical 'Anastasia'. Unlike the real Russian monk, Rasputin was a soulless, limbo-dwelling psycho with a magic reliquary that allowed him to summon demons from hell to aid him in killing Anastasia.

In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning,
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be,
It scared me out of my wits,
A corpse falling to bits,
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was ME!

-Rasputin

by k00ld00d321 January 16, 2005

Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin had to be poisoned, shot several times, clubbed and then tossed into a frozen river before he was killed.

When he was found, his autopsy showed that he had died of hypothermia, despite the fact that he was found with a bullet hole in his forehead. Also, despite having consumed enough cyanide to kill several men, the autopsy showed no traces of poison.

Some accounts of his death suggest that his murderers had castrated him as well. A museum in St. Petersburg claims to have Rasputin's 12 inch long penis in a jar on display.

Stanley: If Grigori Rasputin and Sasquatch got into a fight, who would win?
Stuart: Motherfucking Grigori dude.

by Studogmillionaire August 30, 2010

rasputin

basically what urban pervert says except he only had 12 inch cock and he died immediately after it was cut off..the rest is crap..i aint know much about this nigga other then all his "magical F*cking powers" came from him smoking argela which i am doing as we speak

Raputin was a Russian nigga who hit weed and argela everyday after f*cking the czar's wife

by Weiled El Jieradet May 6, 2005