Ralph

think of a big number, then add 5 to that number. now, imagine you had that many twinkies. that's 5 more twinkies than the biggest number you could think of. now imagine those twinkies getting up and eating a sandwich. that's ralph.

this sentence is too long for the hugenacity of ralph.

by bre March 8, 2004

Ralph

The Best Soccer, Calcio Futbol Futebol player in the world!

Man did u see that kid hes a Ralph!

by Ralph Gagliardi February 28, 2005

Ralph

An auto-mobile based game originated in Montgomery County, Maryland which involves shouting "Ralph" from a moving car at random pedestrians. The goal is to make the pedestrian(s) turn around in confusion as the car members have a good laugh. DRIVERS ARE NOT TO WATCH REACTIONS, THATS HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. The only known counter to being Ralphed as a pedestrian is to say "Gucci!" back to the Ralpher. If such a rare event occurs, the Ralpher is barred from Ralphing for life.

Driver: Yo Ralph that fat guy!
Passenger: I can't man I got Guccied last week.

by AdrizzleFoRizzle August 13, 2009

Ralph

To "ralph" someone - to leave someone high and dry by failing to fulfil your promises.

Wednesday - "I'll make dinner tomorrow"; Sunday - Still waiting for the dinner: to have been ralphed.

by komanchi June 9, 2011

Ralph

A person deemed to be rather simple. An idiot.

Person 1 : "I've just realised that I've been spelling my own name wrong for years!"

Person 2 : "What a Ralph!"

by SplitterWord January 14, 2015

Ralph

If you have a friend named Ralph and he looks smart will he isn’t he is stupid in reality

A Ralph is a stupid person

by Maddison Woods October 12, 2019

Ralph

Adjective. Someone who is exceptionally fat, gay, and annoying.

V. (To Ralph) is to be very gay and annoying at the same time for an extended period of time.

Man he was Ralphing so hard yesterday I had to take a shit on his chest.

Damn he was Ralphing so bad yesterday, I kicked him in the nuts

by David Serodino May 5, 2007