Racooning

The act foraging for food late at night in your own kitchen while under the influence of marijuana. One must sneak about their kitchen searching for munchies while trying not to wake up others who are sleeping, such as parents, spouses or any other person that would not appreciate you waking them up as you search for food. One must look for food as quietly as possible by the light of an open refrigerator.

I woke my wife up last night when I was racooning. I accidentally slammed the microwave door after pulling out a really hot mini pizza.

Racooning by McKrautSki March 2, 2008

Party Raccoon

when you wear a lot of eye makeup and then party hard, so you wake up and have raccoon eyes (eye shadow all around in big black circles)

Lauren had too much to drink and awoke looking like a party raccoon.

Party Raccoon by quepaula March 7, 2011

Racket raccoon RR 

Projecting internalized negative racial attitudes onto others in your own race.

Racial self hatred as construct internalized racism.

Racket Raccoon RR in all racial/ethnicities usually prominent in suburban neighbourhoods.

Racket raccoon RR by tnathan_lokius August 26, 2020

Raccoon in a Box

Raccoon in a Box is meant to be synonymous for weed. Specifically, weed sold by someone going door-to-door selling "magazines" out of bins or Tupperware in order to earn money for a "trip to France" usually by someone who obviously has no business going to France.

And it follows that the phrase "letting that raccoon out the box" can refer to smoking said weed, as well as a song written for the originators of said phrase.

Yo man, I just traded my couch for a whole tub of raccoon in a box.

Raccoon in a Box by Murphy A. March 12, 2012

Raccoon Girl 

Girl who does stuff for free.

A: Who was the girl I saw in your room last night?
B: Nothing to get excited about, it's just my raccoon girl.

Raccoon Girl by Sonic009 October 1, 2012

Raccoon Eyes 

Eyes with deep big black rings under and sort of around them, that makes you look like a raccoon. Mostly common in sleep-deprived people, yes I'm talking to you, you Tik Tok addict now get some sleep.

She has been on Tik Tok all day and night for the past 3 days, shes starting to get raccoon eyes.

Raccoon Eyes by PablosDrugs August 14, 2020

Granny Raccoon 

The best insult known to man.

Bro 1: hey, can you watch my dog this weekend

Bro 2: no you motherfucker

Bro 1: well, you're just a granny raccoon

Bro 2: you did not...

Granny Raccoon by notagrannyraccoon April 30, 2014