rubber ducky

When you lovingly slingshot a used condom at your woman like a rubber band and she gets out of the way just in time.

Can also be used to describe a close call situation.

Situation 1:
"She said she gave me the drip."
"Seriously dude? Did you get checked out?"
"Yeah, doctor said I was clean."
"Dang dude, talk about a rubber ducky."

Situation 2:
"Dude, you almost hit that car!"
"Yeah dude, it was definitely a rubber ducky."

by T Flow January 19, 2007

Rubber Ducky

A chubby Asian man.

As heard in Ernie's "Rubber Ducky" song:
"Find a fellow that's cute and yellow and chubby."

Alfredo: Look at that Rubber Ducky eating noodles

by alfredopuppet March 15, 2009

rubber ducky

when a guy and a girl squeeze in between the mattresses and get stuck with dick up the backdoor. it gives the girl a sensation of push.

Guy: come on get down.
Girl: wait (but the guy goes in), AWWWWW rubber duCKYYYY.

by Dick Mccock January 3, 2015

Rubber Ducky

When a dude is fuckin’ and fills up a condom. He takes it off, blows it up with his mouth like a balloon animal, in the shape of a duck.

Amelia was not appreciative when I gave her a Rubber Ducky the night of our anniversary.

by Vanillaest Gorilla January 5, 2019

rubber ducky

when two are having sex, one shits under water and the poo floats to the top like a submerged rubber duck toy.

Me and sharron were so getting it on in the tub when i made a rubber ducky.

by matt donaghue June 4, 2008

Decoy Rubber Ducky

The ultimate of the decoy’s. Not quite immoral in looks, however possibly in age, but this factor is eliminated by their looks. A female between the grades of 8-10. Prime age is 13 or 14.

“Emma is Decoy Rubber Ducky, she has the ultimate package, and she is only 13!”

by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 27, 2007

Bobbing for rubber duckies

a fun game played in the bathtub in which a woman playfully tries to grab the man's scroat as he bobs it up and down in the water like a rubber ducky.

Sally likes bobbing for rubber duckies when she's taking a bath with her boyfriend. Bloop bloop!

by sweetpea82 July 31, 2009