RTFM

Means/Stands for "Rolling on the floor masturbating"

"Oh my god, why would you do that?"

"Geez, RTFM"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Rolling on the floor masturbating. But i don't have time to show you; I've got a web to surf"

by Cracked42 November 15, 2009

RTFM

Read The *Fantastic* Manual

<7-year-old> What's RTFM? :S
<Nice guy> Read The *Fantastic* Manual :D

by GodofJur January 21, 2005

RTFM

Ruining The Furniture Masturbating

I'd really like to invite you in, but i RTFMed the place.

by Throatwobler April 13, 2010

RTFM

stands for Read The Fucking Manual

I can't put this goddamn shelf together!
Dude RTFM

by SYS-35 January 8, 2009

RTFM

read the fucking manual

"I can't make the shelf."
"rtfm"

by thedemonbean September 28, 2013

RTFM

"Release The Flying Monkeys!"

Used by the Wicked Witch of the West when she is too busy or pissed off to speak the entire command.

Guy with big, furry hat: Your Wickedness, Dorothy and her gangstas have entered the Haunted Forest.

Witch: RTFM!!!

by Buggieboy May 6, 2008

rtfmfn

read the fucking manual fucking noob. an extension of ftfm.

Counter strike nub: how do i buy
1337 gamer: rtfmfn

by ¿tsunami! June 17, 2007