Roof 

A structure above your head.

I always wanted to hang planters from the roof.

Roof by RisenRealm December 24, 2022

Roof? 

A simple expression used by Epsilons (derived from a portion of the novel Brave New World by Aldous Huxley). This term comes from an Epsilon Semi-Moron elevator worker, who when asked to move the elevator to a different floor, simply replied "roof?". This phrase is most commonly used in question form but can be used to respond to any question or statement.

Where the hell do you think you're going?
-Roof...

Ok everyone, class started three minutes ago so get in your seats. Lexi and Charlie, that means you too.
-Roof?
-Roof.

Roof? by charliecharliecharliechar June 22, 2011

Roof Piece 

Where all the good shit is happening in One Piece. Pretty muich hen the worst generation and the Yonko fight on the roof of onigishima.

person 1: Did Zoro just-?
person 2: They deadass did not just spoil Roof Piece in filler.

Roof Piece by ShibuyasBeat November 7, 2021

roof possum 

Domestic electrician. One that sticks solely to domestic work and lives in the roofs of homes, fearful of other types of work in the trade such as commercial or industrial.

Johnno couldn't work on that 3 phase pump, he's just a roof possum!

roof possum by Goat Standard 3000:2018 June 26, 2018

Roof Camping 

Roof Camping is a term used to describe pussies in games such as Rust, where highly geared players far into the game sit on top of their base shooting people enlarging their ego for the 1 out of every 50 bullets they hit.

Jeff: *sits on the roof shooting at nakeds*
Steve: Jeff is such a Roof Camping Bitch

Roof Camping by GourmetCookies December 24, 2020

Roof Brooms 

A game played in an apartment consisting of hitting the ceiling with broom handles, usually played with six to ten players. The object of the game is to irritate the upstairs neighbor, often as revenge for noisy behavior such as stomping. Typically, roof brooms involves drinking beer, talking, and hammering on the ceiling for hours. Players may arrange themselves in shifts to ensure continual striking upon the ceiling.

Marc: "what's up tonight?"
Jim: "we're playing Roof Brooms at my flat tonight."

Roof Brooms by MFn Connery May 5, 2013

roof pig 

Noun. Metaphoric phrase most commonly used to describe a highly unusual or unforeseen event or occurrence. Can be extended to describe people who are not as they first appear, or when a person acts out of character.

Originally derived from a quotation in '90s cartoon television show "The Tick" in which the eponymous hero, upon seeing a pig on a rooftop, exclaims "Roof Pig! Most unexpected!".

Wow! Saints won the Superbowl? That's one heck of a roof pig!

She was acting so strangely the other night - a total roof pig.

roof pig by FightingTorque May 12, 2010