Roof

A roof is a thing that protects jo bidden from getting sniped

Pow

Jo: im alive the roof protect me

by Bb1p3 October 7, 2022

Roof

A structure above your head.

I always wanted to hang planters from the roof.

by RisenRealm December 24, 2022

Roof Piece

Where all the good shit is happening in One Piece. Pretty muich hen the worst generation and the Yonko fight on the roof of onigishima.

person 1: Did Zoro just-?
person 2: They deadass did not just spoil Roof Piece in filler.

by ShibuyasBeat November 7, 2021

roof possum

Domestic electrician. One that sticks solely to domestic work and lives in the roofs of homes, fearful of other types of work in the trade such as commercial or industrial.

Johnno couldn't work on that 3 phase pump, he's just a roof possum!

by Goat Standard 3000:2018 June 26, 2018

Roof Camping

Roof Camping is a term used to describe pussies in games such as Rust, where highly geared players far into the game sit on top of their base shooting people enlarging their ego for the 1 out of every 50 bullets they hit.

Jeff: *sits on the roof shooting at nakeds*
Steve: Jeff is such a Roof Camping Bitch

by GourmetCookies December 24, 2020

Roof Brooms

A game played in an apartment consisting of hitting the ceiling with broom handles, usually played with six to ten players. The object of the game is to irritate the upstairs neighbor, often as revenge for noisy behavior such as stomping. Typically, roof brooms involves drinking beer, talking, and hammering on the ceiling for hours. Players may arrange themselves in shifts to ensure continual striking upon the ceiling.

Marc: "what's up tonight?"
Jim: "we're playing Roof Brooms at my flat tonight."

by MFn Connery May 5, 2013

roof pig

Noun. Metaphoric phrase most commonly used to describe a highly unusual or unforeseen event or occurrence. Can be extended to describe people who are not as they first appear, or when a person acts out of character.

Originally derived from a quotation in '90s cartoon television show "The Tick" in which the eponymous hero, upon seeing a pig on a rooftop, exclaims "Roof Pig! Most unexpected!".

Wow! Saints won the Superbowl? That's one heck of a roof pig!

She was acting so strangely the other night - a total roof pig.

by FightingTorque May 12, 2010