G.R.O.S.S.

G.R.O.S.S. is an anti-girl club, as popularized by Calvin & Hobbes. The name is an acronym that stands for Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS

Based in a treehouse (with occasional emergency meetings inside a cardboard box), the main objective of G.R.O.S.S. club is to annoy, bother, and harass girls. Calvin and Hobbes are its only members, and they sometimes plan missions to do so.

Look for local chapters of G.R.O.S.S. now forming in a neighbourhood near you.

o Calvin: "I've got it! We'll call our club G.R.O.S.S. - Get Rid Of Slimy Girls! That way, Susie Derkins can't join!"

o Hobbes: "Is she slimy?"

o Calvin: "All girls are slimy. Now the first order of business is to elect officiers."

o Hobbes: "I get to be president! I get to be president!"

o Calvin: "Oh, no you don't! This whole club was my idea, so I get to be president."

o Hobbes: "Ok, then I get to be king and tyrant."

o Calvin: "Hey, no! That's what I want to be! You can be president!"

by malarky2020 October 5, 2009

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

R.O.I.

acronym for Return On Investment
- applied to sexual relations earned after spending time and money trying to garner a woman's favor. (Ex: . Usage Note: The person who receives the ROI does not have to be the person that put the time in. Ex: Jason spent months taking Laura out and spent lots of money, but his friend Mike got the ROI. Editor's Note: thanks are due to Jason Cox for creating this term

After 14 dates worth of dinners and drinks he still had not received his R.O.I.

by mdiaz April 28, 2005

r.o.f.l.m.a.o

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off

tht was soooooooooooooooooo funny i was r.o.f.l.m.a.o

by alex rees March 7, 2007

s m o k y b r o w n

A young man with dark skin, most likely from Nigeria, who is very perverted and dirty. He tends to make random noises at random moments. He sometimes wears glasses.

(by Terrør)

That idiot over there is just like s m o k y b r o w n.

by terror the retard August 21, 2017

R.O.F.L

Rolling On Floor Laughing....

Timmy069: Hey....
Robert420360: What...
Timmy: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he would wear a skirt and act like a girl bunny???
Robert420360: .....NO!!
Robert420360: R.O.F.L.!!!!!!!!!!

by Toopy February 17, 2006

R.O.C.

Racist of Color. A subset of Folks who categorized themselves as "of color" -- meaning non-white, never mind that white is, in fact, a color -- who have no qualms about being racist and holding ugly prejudices against others of another shade of color, or, most typically, against the white color. Sharpton, Jay-z, La Raza, & many Social Justice Warriors are but a few examples.

Mike: That homie just called me a cracker-ass white bitch for inadvertently cutting in line at the taco truck!
Hector: Just another angry butthurt Oakland R.O.C. Forget that worthless douche!

by eddyslick May 8, 2014