Rasterbate

A mixture of Rastafarian-ism and masturbation, to "rasterbate" is the act of being stoned while masturbating.

After hitting the bong a few times, Jen and John went into the bedroom. Jeremy has no lady so he sat in the living room to rasterbate.

by couch.40 July 12, 2011

rasterbation

The action of masturbation while wearing a Rastafarian hat (preferably with dreadlocks) and smoking large sums of marijuana. Generally those who partake in this activity shout "yaman" at the moment of ejaculation.

Fred: "Hey, you guys wanna have a huge rasterbation session tonight?"
Tad: "You know it!"

by rasterbator1 July 7, 2009

channy raster

Fanny, dick, idiot, tube, clown

Cheesy whit du dae that fur ya channy raster?

by Scottyboi01 August 19, 2006

rasterbate

To spend many hours working in photoshop making a picture look exactly the same as it did when you started.

"Man... My eyes are killing I've been working on that new logo all day. I need a bigger monitor"

"Yeah, they always said that too much rasterbation would make you go blind"

by CheShA May 13, 2005

Rasterfarian Bumper Squid

An offensive word in Jamaica, describes stupidity and also expressing anger while doing some sort of old fashioned comedy kicking at the floor.

Person 1. Ey cook me up sum biercan
Person 2. Aw crap im out of biercan
Person 1. You Rasterfarian Bumper Squid!

by frank da tank the second September 25, 2010

rasterized

Rasterized: verb. When one becomes disoriented from drinking and listening to too much techno in a bad club, resulting in dancing like a prick, losing all of one's personal belongings, fighting, and/or passing out somewhere random.

That techno was so whack, I had to got totally rasterized.

by constantinople April 19, 2007

Rasterize

v. To own or rape noobs in gaming or in life.

"I swear ill rasterize your ass"
"Ill get my rasterization on!"

by ojos locos June 18, 2007