qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Ridin' Qwerty

Texting while driving where it's illegal, taken from Riding dirty

"Hey, sorry I couldn't reply to your SMS, I was ridin' qwerty"

by Jake'n'Bake April 27, 2009

QWERTY

QWERTY is the keyboard layout in the U.S for most keyboards. This layout was used in early typing days to slow down typists in order to have the typewriter in use not jam as often due to lack of typist's speed. QWERTY is named as such because "Q.W.E.R.T.Y" are the first 6 letters on the keyboard. (See DVORAK for information on a different layout.)

QWERTY layouts are still widely used because no one wants to stress over changing to the more effecient DVORAK.

by Jason October 18, 2004

qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvmnb

YOU ARE SO BORED YOU JUST HAVE TO TYPE QWERTPOIUYASDFGLKJHZXCVMNB! If you keep doing this you will have no life! Save yourself! I guarantee you are at school right now! Come on! Start working! QUIT SEARCHING UP QWERTY COMBOS LIKE ME! Oops. I mean like I never do... hehe.

I like to type qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvmnb when I'm depressed and have no life.

by ThatTroubledSchoolGurl January 27, 2020

qwerty

Qwerty is actually an acceptable word in Scrabble. It's "a standard English keyboard"

Well, considering you can use the word "aarrghh" in Scrabble, qwerty's not too unbelievable.

by Swirly Manson October 14, 2004

Qwerty Spasm

To hit random keys on your keyboard at a high speed when chatting online for an instant reaction to an otherwise problematic or over-joyous statement/event.

Qwerty spasms can also be used as conversation starters, online 'ice-breakers', or means of beginning a blog/online journal.

"sakjdsadgsad"
"what is it?"
"lolsrry, i thought a Qwerty Spasm would break the silence"
"ohh"
"askjehjfsadk"
"...why another spasm?"
"bcuz, dude, i just lost the game"
"lkjkjfhskjkjsafd"

by Gokiburisan January 8, 2011

Dirty QWERTY

The dirty QWERTY is when you crap on someone's keyboard.

It could also be just like a stink palm where you stick your hand in between your ass cheeks and then use someone's keyboard.

Or it could be actually taking a dump on someone's keyboard. Either way.

Poop + Keyboard = Funny

Donald was toally annoying at work today. After he left I went over to his desk and gave him a dirty QWERTY. Hope he likes that tomorrow morning.

by bigfletchdog December 23, 2007