qwerasdfzxcv

The first 4 letters of every row on the keyboard.

i'm so bored I typed qwerasdfzxcv in a dictionary

by xavneisvos January 22, 2020

Qwertist

A person who spends most of his time around mobile phones and internet. Like literally he has no life other than to spend on his tech devices.

John is such a qwertist, he is always either on the computer or using phone.

by usernameprobablytaken January 18, 2015

Qwertea

An absolute lad who is the funniest person you could meet. Just don’t state your opinion he can be a very judgy person, beware his sliver tongue when he starts an argument he shall not give up until he wins. Kind of a grammar Nazi, will call you a dipstick if you spell something wrong. He is a smart person, but sometimes unintentionally hurts others with his words. Rages when someone does something idiotic. Qwertea loves making and posting memes. An honest guy, who is a bit self-conscious but overall, he is an amazing human. You’d be lucky to have him in your life.

Person: im sorry youre mum died
qwertea: its your not youre

by define_my_username May 21, 2020

Qerm

Qerm is, essentially, another word for cum; however, it is used more along the lines of truffle butter, during urination, or simply when you have a wet fart. Qerm is a term used largely by the LGBTQIA+ community as their sexual encounters and experiences involve more stimuli than heteronormative coitus. Often times Qerm (always spelled by a capital letter "Q") is used to represent something you can't say around certain people, but still want to be sexual or make some sort reference to an earlier phenomena that occurred between two people or within a group.

Ohhhhhh baby! I'm about to Qerm right here, right now...

Hahahaha did you just Qerm in your pants?

Oh hey, what are you drinking there?

---"Qerm" ;)

by Qerm Daddy September 28, 2020

QWERTY Punch

The action of punching an office work colleague in the back of the head with such force that they headbutt their keyboard leaving the "QWERTY" keys imprinted on their forehead

I overheard a colleague stating they would "Rip my work to shreds" so I QWERTY punched that bitch.

by cheesesliceking September 24, 2009

qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Ridin' Qwerty

Texting while driving where it's illegal, taken from Riding dirty

"Hey, sorry I couldn't reply to your SMS, I was ridin' qwerty"

by Jake'n'Bake April 27, 2009