1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010
Get the the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire mug.QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
Example:
Glenn Quagmire: "QM²...has an atomic weight of awesome."
Meg Griffin: "Aww you're such a Cutie-Petudie!"
QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
Glenn Quagmire: "QM²...has an atomic weight of awesome."
Meg Griffin: "Aww you're such a Cutie-Petudie!"
QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
by Snoopy's Dog House October 12, 2021
Get the Quagmegium mug.An event where a man in his 50s purposely leaves an additional button on his shirt undone to impress younger women in their 40s.
45 year-old man: Hey man. Just so you know, there will be plenty of single women at this Napa Valley horseback wine tour, but I think they all are at least ten years younger than you. Think you can swing that?
58 year-old man: Don't worry about me. Just let me pop this button right here . . . And there you have it, the perfect Dennis Quaid.
43 year-old woman: (passing by) Looking sharp pilgrim. Let's ditch this wine tasting and watch "Something To Talk About."
58 year-old man: Don't worry about me. Just let me pop this button right here . . . And there you have it, the perfect Dennis Quaid.
43 year-old woman: (passing by) Looking sharp pilgrim. Let's ditch this wine tasting and watch "Something To Talk About."
by mintek September 11, 2012
Get the Dennis Quaid mug.A super hero in the old Nicklodean show, Doug.
The uniform or superhero outfit consists of Doug dressing up with his underwear over his pants, a red cape and a belt around his head.
He fights crime with his sidekick dog, porkchop.
The uniform or superhero outfit consists of Doug dressing up with his underwear over his pants, a red cape and a belt around his head.
He fights crime with his sidekick dog, porkchop.
"Hey, what are you going to be for Halloween?"
"Oh you know...probably some awesome hero...like Quailman or something."
"Oh you know...probably some awesome hero...like Quailman or something."
by s4mthug July 30, 2005
Get the quailman mug.Quagfest is a celebration hosted by Glenn Quagmire in honor of his 1000th sex partner.
Appeared in the episode "Fighting Irish"
Appeared in the episode "Fighting Irish"
I was invited into the quagfest and the event is prefaced by a parade featuring Quagmire's sex partners from around the world.
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Get the Quaine mug.When you mean to type “ahh” but it auto corrects to quagga even though you have never used or even seen that word
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