quango

I'm not happy with any of the other definitions. A quango is a fucking waste of tax-payer's money where civil-servants are paid 60 grand to push bits of paper around a desk for eight hours a day.

The Strategic Rail Authority (SRA) is a perfect quango. Answerable to no-one, and sucks up government money faster than one of John Prescott's cabinet aides.

by Spudgun August 29, 2006

quag out

To laugh very hard usually while under the influence of marijuana and/or alcohol. quag

When we get there try not to quag out ok.

Dude, will u stop quagin out...shit wasnt even that funny

by bigtimeOT December 28, 2007

Quagmires Kingdom

Alternative name used euphemistically for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" "Shitter" and "Shithouse".

Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit

"Oh god, that curry did not sit well with me! I have a severe case of the shits. Going to take a much needed trip to Quagmires Kingdom."

by edward cc doggins April 20, 2009

Quagmiring

The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.

The other day i walked in on my roomate quagmiring a pic of alice on facebook, was awkward as hell.

by xFlea September 23, 2012

Quaggy

Also known as “brother”. Is Alabamian slang used to talk about a male sibling. This word originated from both the hub and from C-Dog who was a famous person who was born in the state.

Oh my God, Quaggy! What are you doing?

by ItsKdyn January 26, 2021

Quahog

1. The fictional Rhode Island town in which the Griffin family (from Family Guy) resides.

2. A place where D.U.I. means "Drink Up If-you-please"

3. A mollusk

1. Peter Grifin lives in Quahog

2. I get wasted every single evening

3. Quahogs taste like shit

by My name December 22, 2005

quagmire

Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."

Bill Clinton is such a quagmire.

Quagmire- How old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Girl- Mom!
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!

by dan vegas June 23, 2004